National Security Advisor Chucky

July 7th, 2009
One way to nuter warmonger Mahmoud Ahmadinejad would be to sick foreign affairs expert Chucky on him.

One way to neuter warmonger Mahmoud Ahmadinejad would be to unleash foreign affairs expert Chucky after the Holocaust denier.

Chucky has been writing a blog for on his trip overseas to visit U.S. troops keeping us safe from the animals that fly planes into skyscrapers and behead people. Joe applauds Chucky for such a trip.

But it appears Chucky might be getting carried away with himself. It’s one thing to hang with military brass, both in Tampa at CENTCOM and overseas. It’s another thing to consider yourself a national security advisor when you can’t even develop a quarterback.

Apparently, Chucky is thinking he’s the next coming of Colin Powell or something.

I’ve been on top of foreign affairs and what’s been going on over the years. I read newspapers and watch the evening news. But going over and really seeing the progress the Iraqis have made with our presence there is awesome. It’s exciting. The enthusiasm they have for the progress and the future of their country is really amazing. Obviously a lot of lives were lost, but it’s a better world today because our Army, Navy and Air Force work together for a great cause.

Let’s see: Mitt might be too old in 2012. Sarah Palin has been officially Borked. Who better to lead the GOP than… Chucky!

Or maybe Obama can use his services? Imagine Chucky having a sit down with Vlad Putin? “Love ya’ bro.'” How cool would it be to lie to a former KGB strongman?

Or maybe throw Chucky into the quagmire that is — and always will be — the Middle East? Picture Chucky dealing with Mahmoud Ahmadinejad? And you think that Iranian whackjob talks enough trash about denying the Holocaust. Just imagine the gibberish he would spout after being conned by Chucky?

Venezuelan chieftain Hugo Chavez would be so nuts after negotiating with  Chucky he’d abdicate to Cuba.

Shoot, Chucky probably could be a success at politics. He couldn’t be any stupider than Joey Biden.

3 Responses to “National Security Advisor Chucky”

  1. Alex Says:

    Be careful what you wish for… you may have just instigated a Gruden/Son of Bob 2012 ticket.

  2. Half full Says:

    Gruden is such a moron

  3. OAR Says:

    Half full, and what about your moniker?