THE PESSIMIST: Dumb and Dumber

April 25th, 2009

How did THE PESSIMIST react to the news that the Bucs drafted this slug Josh Freeman? He screamed so much a moron in the neighborhood — actually stupider than Mark Dominik and Raheem The Bad Dream — called the cops on THE PESSIMIST because people thought he was beating up his wife!

The Bucs football lack of a brain trust is not being run by Mark Dominik. It’s being run by Mark Dumbinik! Let’s reset things, shall we?

First Mark Dumbinik kicks Derrick Brooks to the curb.

Then Mark Dumbinik throws away a second round draft pick on a tight end who has a bad habit of missing games, has a bad knee, and his best-known catch has been a staph infection.

To complicate matters, Mark Dumbinik then signs said tight end to an obscene contract.

And if that wasn’t enough, Mark Dumbinik and Raheem The Bad Dream trade up to get an absolute stiff — TRADE UP!!!

What is wrong with you two clowns? WHAT EXACTLY IS WRONG WITH YOU TWO CLOWNS???

All off season, all we heard from Raheem The Bad Dream was how great Luke McCown is, how he never got a chance, how his teammates love him.

Then you breathe heavy as if you saw a clandestine video of Carmella when discussing Josh Johnson, how he’s the greatest thing since Steve Young, he just needs some work.

And you go out and trade up and get a quarterback in the first round????

LIARS!!! Pure and simple, LIARS!

In the past 15 years, of the 11 junior quarterbacks drafted, only two are even close to being successful: Aaron Rodgers (jury still out) and Ben Roethlisberger, a possible Hall of Famer.

The rest were garbage.

In the past couple of decades, here are the quarterbacks drafted in the first round who did not complete 60 percent of their passes their final year of college:

Jim Druckenmiller
Ryan Leaf
Akili Smith
Cade McNown
Michael Vick
Joey Harrington
Patrick Ramsey
Kyle Boller
Rex Grossman
J.P. Losman

Add Bucs bust-in-waiting Josh Freeman to that list. He threw for only 58 percent of his passes last year.

If THE PESSIMIST can figure this out, how come Mark Dumbinik couldn’t figure it out? If THE PESSIMIST can figure this out, how come lying Raheem The Bad Dream couldn’t figure this out?

This is a nightmare come true. A nightmare.

Simply put, THE PESSIMIST will never let this go. NEVER. Mark Dumbinik and Raheem The Bad Dream, you better pray like you’ve never prayed before. Because if the Bucs bust-in-waiting Josh Freeman doesn’t somehow have a divine transformation, you two just killed your careers with this pick.

It’s clear as crystal with this pick that Mark Dumbinik and Raheem The Bad Dream are over their heads in their current positions.

THE PESSIMIST now has to find his bottle of Bushmills and hope this day was just some drunken bad dream.

THE PESSIMIST is sick to his stomach!

6 Responses to “THE PESSIMIST: Dumb and Dumber”

  1. cyndi Says:

    i told my husband that if they picked a QB
    i would scream…well i did.
    why why why?

  2. dave Says:

    I’m DISGUSTED!!! I’m tempted tp drive to Tampa and dump any and everything that has anything that looks like Bucaneers in their F$@!%ing complex. We have more QB’s than QB’s, more QB’s than DT’s more QB’s than DE’s. I’m sick and will hate this move and these 2 bozos for as long as I live.

  3. dave Says:

    i meant more QB’s than CB’s. I had to leave my house before I destroyed something. Go to HELL Morris and Dumbfukanik

  4. jb9550 Says:

    Well, the only thing good that can come from this whole mess is next year we have a top 5 pick and the so called braintrust gets canned and they get Cower. I can only hope. What a stupid move. Even Gruden said he would have gone defense!!!!!! Idiots!!

  5. MTM Says:

    JB9550- the Buc’s will have a top five pick for sure. The problem is they will either trade it away for some worthless free agent. Or draft another QB. You know just in case they let one go next year.
    You would think that when an organization repeatly make mistakes with picks. That they would watch. And see what great organizations do (Steelers, Pats, Miami, Colts). And copy the formula.
    I guess its true. You can’t fix stupid.
    How did the Glazers become so wealthy again? Was it Amish casino’s or something.
    Bring on the Rum to deaden the pain.

  6. TpaBayFlyFisher Says:

    Fly spent some time watching film of JF this weekend and has been ill since. He is big, but looks stiff running. He has an arm, but he rarely hits WRs in stride and he overthrows often which even in the Big 12 leads to interceptions………..this is not likely to end well.