Chalupa Freeman Loves The Drive-Thru

December 16th, 2010

So perhaps the secret to Josh Freeman’s feats of strengths that move linemen off the goal line and win games for the Bucs has been revealed.

Freeman is powered by the fart-inducing man food at Taco Bell.

Speaking today on The Jeff Faine Show on 1010 AM, Bucs center Jeff Faine said Freeman “eats Taco Bell five nights a week.” Faine went on to relay a story that Freeman said Taco Bell needs to start compensating him.

“If I did that I’d be whooping Donald Penn’s butt on the scale,” Faine said. “That’s the next thing [Freeman] will work on is his diet.”

Joe can only imagine how big Freeman’s drive-thru bill is after a game. “That’ll be $24.50, Mr. Freeman. Would you like 47 packs of hot sauce with that?”

To continue on the food front, Faine went on to heap massive praise on Arrelious Benn, who Faine said likely has to diet just to not get too big for a wide receiver. Faine said workout warrior Benn, listed at 6-2, 220, already is beast to tackle and could easily handle another 20 pounds on his frame.

19 Responses to “Chalupa Freeman Loves The Drive-Thru”

  1. gitarlvr Says:


  2. admin Says:

    Joe here,

    Good one, gitarlvr.

  3. JimAllam Says:

    hmmm a really physical rookie wide receiver who could use “20 more pounds of muscle” why does that sound familiar? Please don’t make me relive this nightmare…

  4. D Says:

    You know, I DO have to wonder about the 47 hot sauce packets….

    Why that, huh, Joe? Why HOT SAUCE???

    Yep. I see whats going on here….

  5. Pete 422 Says:

    Josh can’t keep doing the fast food thing. That will catch up to him down the road.

  6. Jesse Says:

    Neon Deon just popped our playoff chances on NFLN :(

    By bear hugging them :(

  7. Apple Roof Cleaning Says:

    Benn with his shirt off almost looks like a linebacker or running back.

  8. Hawaiian Buc Says:

    Raheem should do a better job monitoring the diets of his players, right Thomas and Buc You?

  9. Buc You Says:

    As Freeman grows older and wiser he will realize just how God awful Taco Bell actually is. That place is nasty. He needs to hire a good cook.

  10. nick Says:

    Someone needs to introduce Freeman to Taco Bus

  11. HIRE GREG OLSON! Says:

    Wow, Justin Smith was ejected for doing less/same as what Deangelo Hall did when he was mouthing off to K2… Total B.S.

  12. MVPFreeman Says:

    Freeman needs to do a Taco Bell commercial!!!!!!! That would be great!

  13. Hawaiian Buc Says:

    @Hire Greg Olson,

    As soon as I saw it, that’s exactly what went through my mind. I try to never blame officiating for winning or losing a game, but this year has been some of the most inconsistent officiating I have ever seen. I have learned this year that I have no idea what is a holding, pass interference, horse collar, illegal block, roughing the passer, or especially illegal hit on a defenseless player. It appears the refs have no idea either.

  14. taqibalib Says:

    The only reason I eat Taco Bell is because it’s the cheapest fast food out there. I don’t know why anyone would voluntarily eat there if they had the money.

  15. McBuc Says:

    Joe, Freeman is no candy boy, he gets 47 FIRE sauces!

    I am with Buc You, hire a cook!

  16. architek79 Says:

    Their drive-thru is slow…LOL

  17. jvato24 Says:

    Hawaiian Buc .. didnt you know .. The Goodell is making the NFL MUCH Safer so they convert to an 18 game season

  18. oar Says:

    Yo quiero TD!

  19. JT Says:

    Guys, the “hot sauce” at Taco Bell tastes like someone peed in a vat of vinegar. Now, Taco Bell’s “Fire Sauce” is good stuff and should be considered a staple condiment. I’d like to think that Mr. Freeman prefers the “Fire Sauce”.

    Know your Taco Bell sauces and Go Bucs!

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