The lovely Tiffany Simons and somebody named Gregg Rosenthal of NBCSports.com have a two-part series of something rather vapid called “The Fixies.” Joe isn’t really sure what purpose this serves, but in the opening seconds to the video posted below, Ms. Simons utters the phrase, “Off the field fantasies.”

Ah, Tiffany, if you could only read Joe’s mind.

In Part One of the series, Ms. Simons drops the names “Mike Alstott” and “Antonio Bryant.”

Joe wishes Tiffany would drop something else, but Joe has to remind himself this is a PG-rated blog.