T.O.? Hell No!!!
March 5th, 2009
NNNOOO!!!
When Joe heard last night that Dallass Cowboys owner Jerry Jones turned loose that narcissistic malcontent coach-killing bigot of a wide receiver, Joe feared someone would suggests the Glazer Boys offer him a contract.
Thankfully the first Joe read of such a suggestion came from a voice of reason, eye-RAH! Kaufman of the Tampa Tribune.
Signing Owens would make a p.r. splash and trigger a mad dash to Tampa for ESPN crews, but it makes little football sense. Owens is well past his prime and the Bucs would be making a huge mistake by deviating from their game plan.
While Kaufman takes the analytical approach of why the Bucs wouldn’t want a 35-year old receiver, Joe takes the common sense approach:
“NO FREAKING WAY IN GOD’S GREEN EARTH SHOULD THE BUCS WANT THIS CANCEROUS PIECE OF HUMAN DEBRIS.”
Aren’t you glad Joe is such a calm, reasoned soul?
Look, this malcontent Dallass just turned loose has worlds of talent but his head is so effed up it’s pathetic. At best, he’s an All-Pro who is a dangerous weapon in the passing attack. At worst, he is a mental patient in dire need of a padded room who will do nothing but complain about every one and every thing, trying to make every game HIS stage and all about HIM, thereby destroying the locker room while searching for every free microphone and camera to preen (and cry) to between giving half-assed efforts on the field.
Mike Tyson is more level-headed than this buffoon. Drew Rosenhaus deserves to be his babysitter.
March 5th, 2009 at 1:01 pm
Wes Craven himself couldnt have scripted this “Nightmare” of a “Dream” You just KNOW Team Obliterator will end up lining up next to “The Soldier” Its a match made in hell,and the geniuses who put this team gm and coaching staff together wont be able to help themselves. Get your popcorn ready,this is goin 2 be a huge train wreck.
March 5th, 2009 at 1:27 pm
Look for T.O. to end up in Washington where another Steinbrenner spend at all costs owner exists…Dan Snyder. WR is a position of need in D.C. and it’s one of the few places that Owens hasn’t burned some bridges like he has in San Fran, Philly or Big D. The best part of the whole Owens release was seeing Jerry “Huck” Jones having to swallow some pride along with a big cap hit.
March 5th, 2009 at 1:46 pm
Hey bring TO on board and when he screams at Raheem it’s an excuse for a less than .500 season right?
March 5th, 2009 at 1:54 pm
while on the topic of WR’s… who should we be hoping for. The list seems pretty slim in my mind. Obviously Boldin would be great, I just don’t think that he will be leaving. How do you all feel about LaVerneous (sp?) Coles….?
March 5th, 2009 at 2:50 pm
well considering coles signed with the bengals without a peep from the bucs he is off the list,and t.j signed with seattle,so this stupid coach and gm like Clayton and Stovall as our 2 wr appearently
March 5th, 2009 at 3:48 pm
Yeah, i saw the news on Coles just after I posted that. So, should we be hoping for someone along the lines of Lance Moore? Does any WR want to catch balls from Luke? can we have Dawsey or Carrier back? Are there any AFL guys worth a shout? They’re certainly looking for work…
March 5th, 2009 at 6:29 pm
“Does any WR want to catch balls from Luke?” Good point,though another question could be “Can Luke put the ball in the hands of a player on Tampa”
March 6th, 2009 at 12:07 pm
point taken… as long as he’s not lopping off digits with his axe
March 7th, 2009 at 10:31 pm
No more d-bags(“allegedly”). We have Jeremy Stevens . We are already over our limit.