Morning Cup Of Joe
March 4th, 2026
Welcome to your Morning Cup of Joe, an eye-opener to help Joe’s readers ease into their busy workday with a few football links, wacky news and a pleasant distraction.
The Bears a favorite to land Maxx Crosby. [PFT]
Free agency primer. [CBS]
Mike McDaniel was too soft, Dolphins running back said. [Yahoo!]
Top 101 free agents. [NFL]
If Dana White’s human cockfighting outfit had more rasslin’ stunts like this Joe might watch. (Might want to hit the mute button for this. The clown doing the blow-by-blow is beyond annoying.) [TikTok]
Bargain bin quarterbacks. [SI]
Financial analysts believe the NFL is keeping cable companies afloat. [Front Office Sports]
Jake Plummer said that Cris Collinsworth hasn’t said anything new or fresh in 30 years. [Awful Announcing]
The Cavinder Twins are at it again. [TMZ]
Dude got caught with his pants down. [TikTok]
everyone wanted to know about the swagged out sweatsuit 😂 pic.twitter.com/ywR0IVtfRu
— Cleveland Browns (@Browns) February 28, 2026
.@KyleBrandt compares Gennings Dunker to All-Pro Quinn Meinerz … and Sydney Sweeney 🤣 pic.twitter.com/mRvWNFfy01
— Good Morning Football (@gmfb) March 2, 2026
March 4th, 2026 at 5:01 am
Scott Wurster-Ohio. I can watch those beautiful twins all day long! They have my full attention! They are so much better than my disgusting wife! Scott Wurster-Ohio
March 4th, 2026 at 6:01 am
*Human cockfighting. I enjoy it. It takes many years of training and study to reach their level of skill and it takes huge cajones to get in that octagon one on one with another fighter. For me it’s the only sport worth watching during the football off-season.
March 4th, 2026 at 6:44 am
Gracie brothers jiu-jitsu used to dominate in the early days of MMA. I guess it was boring so they unallied it, can you say “RIGGED”.
March 4th, 2026 at 6:47 am
unalived 👆👆👆👆
March 4th, 2026 at 10:12 am
The Bears and Crosby: apparently, the Bears young pro-bowl center decided to suddenly retire, so now the Bears NEED a center. Makes one wonder if the Bears can add a center AND go after Crosby…? Which circles back to maybe now the Bucs are in play for Crosby, assuming the Bears are out. Just wondering aloud since we need an EDGE badly.
March 4th, 2026 at 10:43 am
I love how Scott Wurster only shows up on the Morning Cup of Joe to comment on beautiful women every once in a blue moon. He never comments on any other story.
March 4th, 2026 at 11:22 am
@Scott Wurster: When the lights are out, your wife is LIGHTS OUT!
-An Erection For Sacks