Welcome to your Morning Cup of Joe, an eye-opener to help Joe’s readers ease into their busy workday with a few football links, wacky news and a pleasant distraction.

Distraction of the Day

Squirrelly Dolphins coach Mike McDaniel finally had enough and put his foot down. Pop-A-Shot machine, card tables removed from Dolphins locker room! [PFT]

Jayden Daniels will not need elbow surgery. [Yahoo!]

Garrett Wilson trusts the Jets. You poor, poor man. [NFL]

Cool restaurant robot. [TikTok]

While the Gator Bowl is rebuilt at a cost of some $2 billion, the Jags plan to play home games in Orlando in 2007. [Orlando Sentinel]

FOX washes hands of sleazy Mark Sanchez, who was recently knifed in an Indianapolis back alley. [TMZ]

Football influencer denies she had a tryst with LSU’s quarterback. [Outkick]

Bobby Hurley was already on thin ice at Arizona State. Now, one of his ex-Sun Devils players got pinched for providing gambling info about Arizona State. Hurley better make the tournament in March. [AZ Central]

Hey, wanna go fishin’? [Daily Mail]

Beer jacket: This thing has to be horrible. Either the beer will be p!ss warm from your body heat or you will freeze your arse off from the cold beer. And God forbid you accidentally puncture the jacket. Talk about a mess! [Instagram]

Crawfish vs. dog. [TikTok]

Nothing like a nice Skyline ice cream for breakfast pic.twitter.com/4XxiZY1UjH

— Wake Up Barstool (@wakeupbarstool) November 7, 2025

I never knew I loved Chile – Ignacia Fernández at the Miss World Chile contest pic.twitter.com/Ja79F4sszH

— SIC TEE CO (@SIC_TEES_CO) November 5, 2025