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Morning Cup Of Joe

November 11th, 2025

Welcome to your Morning Cup of Joe, an eye-opener to help Joe’s readers ease into their busy workday with a few football links, wacky news and a pleasant distraction.

Distraction of the Day

Want your $20 refund from YouTubeTV? You’re going to have to go through “bulls(p)it” to get it. [PFT]

The Patriots hardly have any players left from Bill Belichick’s post-Tom Brady reign of terror. [Yahoo!]

Bears drooling over Caleb Williams. [NFL]

When you live in Cocoa. [TikTok]

Brian Daboll: He gone! [New York Post]

Broadcast network NFL pregame shows are a waste of electricity. Maybe Jim Nantz was right: the only people who watch them are little old ladies without cable/satellite/internet. Joe doesn’t know anyone he respects as a football fan who watches this tripe. (Notice Joe typed “broadcast network NFL pregame shows.” NFL Network and BSPN have some relevant content in their shows.) [Awful Announcing]

The internet went ga-ga over Tony Romo’s “DTF” reference on the Bucs-Patriots broadcast. (ADDENDUM: The good people of Outkick had the decency (indecency?) of explaining what “DTF” means.) Joe gets why there was such a reaction — but knowing what that acronym means also probably exposes one to admitting they watched that crap Jersey Shore reality show. Careful! Ah, Jersey culture. [TMZ]

Joe is convinced these self-driving cars and robot delivery beer cooler things were not built for cold-weather climates. Do you really trust these Teslas/Zooxs/Waymos to navigate ice and snow? [X]

A fan fight isn’t a fan fight until a combatant breaks out a cane as a weapon. The ultimate fan fight in Miami would be when a wannabe model rips off her lingerie and throws it at an old man from Little Havana swinging a cane. That would be so Miami. [X]

Interesting tactical combat attire. [Instagram]

Mirror, mirror on the wall… [TikTok]

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2 Responses to “Morning Cup Of Joe”

  1. Leopold Stotch Says:
    November 11th, 2025 at 2:37 am

    Joe, there was a thin layer of snow/ice where I live in Wisconsin yesterday. I saw an entire street blocked off on a hilly area, because some lady ended up on the curb/median, I came to the aftermath of that, a few seconds after arriving some lady hit another curb and knocked over a traffic light. Point being, if people who live in Wisconsin and have experience in slick environments still royally eff up, a clanker definitely will.

  2. admin Says:
    November 11th, 2025 at 2:45 am

    saw an entire street blocked off on a hilly area, because some lady ended up on the curb/median, I came to the aftermath of that, a few seconds after arriving some lady hit another curb and knocked over a traffic light. Point being, if people who live in Wisconsin and have experience in slick environments still royally eff up, a clanker definitely will.

    Agree. People who are used to drinking in sleet and snow still have problems. Can’t image how a self-driving car would do there.

 

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