Morning Cup Of Joe
September 2nd, 2025
Welcome to your Morning Cup of Joe, an eye-opener to help Joe’s readers ease into their busy workday with a few football links, wacky news and a pleasant distraction.
Is it just Joe that has a feel the Dolphins will crash and burn soon? [PFT]
Now all of a sudden Cowboys players are whining that Micah Parsons was an a-hole. Funny how that never surfaced before last week. [CBS]
Predicting the biggest disappointments of 2025. [Yahoo!]
J.J. McCarthy = Matt Stafford? [NFL]
Thinking this guy had a rough weekend. [TikTok]
Does this look like Dave Portnoy is as despised in Columbus as the thin-skinned suits at Ohio State claim? (The blonde-haired guy in the doorway Portnoy was talking to is former Ohio State quarterback and Steelers rookie backup Will Howard. Buckeyes cheerleaders didn’t seem to hate Portnoy, either.) [X]
Is Paul Finebaum, who crowed last week how Texas and Alabama would pound their opponents over the weekend, now begging for Nick Saban to return to Tuscaloosa? [Awful Announcing]
This is so wrong. [Instagram]
The best sports bar in the country is… (hint: you may have had beers there). [WFTS]
Fun at Walmart. Guess the smiley face on the loaf of bread that was on sale didn’t work? [Outkick]
Fish freaks out dog. Joe always thought dogs naturally know how to swim? (If the dog can’t swim, then why the hell do you have it on a boat? Animal abuse!) [TikTok]
Kalen DeBoer trying to hide from this ass whooping today. pic.twitter.com/muMixQOnQh
— TaReef KnockOut (@TaReefKnockOut) August 30, 2025
WHAT A WELCOME @BNKonFOX pic.twitter.com/lDb9gxGmKA
— Dave Portnoy (@stoolpresidente) August 30, 2025
“Jerry Jones is a detriment to [the Cowboys]” – @DonLagreca’s reaction to the Parsons trade @alanhahn @ESPNNewYork pic.twitter.com/w41Serag8Z
— Don, Hahn & Rosenberg (@DHRonESPN) August 28, 2025
September 2nd, 2025 at 4:19 am
“Now all of a sudden Cowboys players are whining that Micah Parsons was an a-hole. Funny how that never surfaced before last week.”
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If the whole league knew ahead of time, maybe the Packers don’t give up two #1s for him.
September 2nd, 2025 at 4:23 am
“Thinking this guy had a rough weekend.”
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😂🤣😂🤣😂
September 2nd, 2025 at 4:28 am
Walmart
Born in Indy…So glad I was raised in Tampa!
Disgusting…
Go Bucs!
September 2nd, 2025 at 6:01 am
Bowles and Licht have a strong culture on and off the field. If the talk is true about Parsons, he hopefully found his fit on the Packers or we will hear more rumblings mid-season. Been watching the Jones/Cowboys documentary going back to Landry. So much with that too.
Awesome news-Best bar in the country! Giving the love!
September 2nd, 2025 at 7:05 am
Pathetic is how that Manning b.s. comes across as one of my best friends was taken from us on that horrific day. Shame on you people that put that on video.
September 2nd, 2025 at 8:38 am
Talk is cheap when it happens after he leaves. I can’t wait to see the Cowboys lose Thursday night.
Awesome! What a legendary place!
The guy recording the video is awesome!
He’s right. I hope Jerry is making decisions another 20 years.
September 2nd, 2025 at 8:51 am
That silly a$$ redneck from Alabama ate some serious crow after the ‘Noles curb stomped his beloved ‘Tide.