Morning Cup Of Joe

June 13th, 2025

Welcome to your Morning Cup of Joe, an eye-opener to help Joe’s readers ease into their busy workday with a few football links, wacky news and a pleasant distraction.

Distraction of the Day

Antonio Brown wanted for attempted murder. [PFT]

More and more running backs continue to thrive after knee surgery. [CBS]

Texans’ safety may have just ended his 11-year career as he was charged with felony domestic assault family violence. He’s in a contract year so it won’t hurt Houston much to wash their hands of him (he’s damaged goods to begin with). And there isn’t much of an appetite in the NFL for 34-year old hurt dirtbags. [Yahoo!]

Even though Las Vegas drafted Ashton Jeanty sixth overall, Raiders coach Pete Carroll said he doesn’t want a bellcow back. So you burn a sixth overall pick on a part-time player? [NFL]

How John Madden used to get the Raiders fired up before kickoff. [TikTok]

Pat McAfee damn near left GameDay to launch his own independent version of GameDay. [Awful Announcing]

Buffalo in Yellowstone gores New Jersey dude. [Outkick]

Guilty until proven innocent? [X]

The Olivia Dunne of softball appears to have purchased some, um, enhancements. And they appear to be working out rather well. Here’s a before picture. [Instagram]

Who else has an ice thief at home? [TikTok]

11 Responses to “Morning Cup Of Joe”

  1. Leopold Stotch Says:

    Bro, holy crap…will Brown get away with it? I certainly hope not. That’s absolutely wild.

  2. heyjude Says:

    Always respected and admired Ed Reed. Great guy off and on the field. His 2019 Hall of Fame speech was compelling.

  3. Scott Wurster-Ohio Says:

    Scott Wurster-Ohio-Olivia is still a very beautiful woman no matter what she enhances! Still so much better than my disgusting wife! Scott Wurster -Ohio

  4. Fred McNeil Says:

    Actually, I was just reading the news this morning and saw the thing about Antonio Brown. SMH.
    Steelers gonna make some noise? Ptttt.

  5. KABucs Says:

    AB being AB. Not shocked at all.

    John Madden talking about a blind horse makes me think that was more of a negative statement than anything. It sounds like you’re saying “we’re going to go play the game even though we have no idea what we’re doing”. LOL

    Leave it to a New Jersey resident within the general area of New York City, to get hurt by a large wild animal for purposefully getting too close to it for a selfie. Some people need to stay in the city. Sounds like he more than learned his lesson.

    That’s definitely a unicorn of a softball player. Back when I was in high school most FEMALE softball players looked like little short stocky dudes with mullets. At least the best players. Some were just normal looking girls but none of them look like bikini models. LOL … and enhancements weren’t necessary. They rarely are.

    SLS just jinxed the Steelers and Aaron will be terrible. LOL I’m glad he’s not a Bucs fan.

  6. garro Says:

    Hey on a positive note Antonio Brown and Tyreek Hill can be cell mates. How long till they get fed up enough in Miami to finally put Cheetah behind bars?

    Go Bucs!

  7. BootyLover Says:

    KABucs

    The buffalo idiot was from Randolph, NJ. He isn’t exactly a city slicker.

  8. Ultra ClodHopper Says:

    “Antonio Brown wanted for attempted murder.”

    That’s a shame. I thought this was going to about what he’s doing to Gavin Newsom on his X account this week.

  9. BootyLover Says:

    AB dips his support into the top trash of both parties.

  10. D-Rok Says:

    Ice thief: Too clever, and trained well.

    Enhancements: Yup, the evidence indicates much better lighting in the 2nd pic. I dunno, she looked just fine before-hand – why mess up a good thing? #Vanity

  11. David Says:

    AB = lowlife human garbage
    I miss Madden! No one like him!
    Love seeing team Bison 🦬 get on the scoreboard.

 

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