Morning Cup Of Joe

December 30th, 2024

Welcome to your Morning Cup of Joe, an eye-opener to help Joe’s readers ease into their busy workday with a few football links, wacky news and a pleasant distraction.

Distraction of the Day

Colts coach Shane Steichen gives a terse response when asked about his job security. [PFT]

Lions going to lay down on 49ers? That doesn’t seem like a stunt Dan Campbell would pull. [CBS]

Mike Ditka’s rookie year was some 63 years ago when the NFL hardly threw the ball. And Brock Bowers just yesterday broke Ditka’s NFL rookie tight end record for most yards. [Yahoo!]

Sean McDermott claims Josh Allen is the league’s MVP. You really expect him to say otherwise? [NFL]

Fun with hydraulics. [TikTok]

Teams that need to tank keep winning. Dipsticks. [Outkick]

Former Bucs quarterback Chris Simms, who once coached for Bill Belichick, slams his old boss saying, among other things, the reason he’s not in the NFL any longer is because he burned so many bridges over the years with other NFL teams that folks don’t want to put up with his BS. [Awful Announcing]

What kind of swag did quarterbacks give teammates for Christmas? [Front Office Sports]

Walmart driver caught pulling (ahem) a Kellen Winslow/Target move in a woman’s driveway after delivering her groceries. [WBTW]

Rutgers chick seems to know how to sell pizza. [TikTok]

11 Responses to “Morning Cup Of Joe”

  1. Steven #55 Says:

    Good Morning Bucs Fans! Beat the Saints & Win the South! LFG

  2. heyjude Says:

    Learn something new everyday. I didn’t even know you could give airbnb gift cards! Especially to the sum of $10k each.

    Josh Allen is such a humble and nice guy. Of course McDermott will say he is MVP. A coach isn’t going to branch off their own player. Fully respect Josh and there are many players that are doing very well and also do a lot for their communities. Mike Evans, Bucky, Baker, and others come to mind too.

    Chris Simms speaking the quiet stuff out loud.

    The Walmart driver – I am speechless.

  3. Scott Wurster-Ohio Says:

    Scott Wurster- I would love to have a pizza from her! She could sell me anything! Better than my disgusting wife! Scott Wurster-Ohio

  4. Tampa2ATL Says:

    The best thing about New Jersey? The pizza. Terrific link.

  5. Lt. Dan Says:

    The Hydraulic Party! “That’s my kind of party!” Mike Singletary.

  6. Scott Wurster-Ohio Says:

    Scott Wurster-Ohio– I would let her make me anything! I would eat it right out of her hands. Better than my disgusting wife. Scott Wurster-Ohio

  7. Lt. Dan Says:

    I recall watching the Ohio State game at my Dad’s house in the sprawling urban community of Zephyrhills. Even as a wee lad of 14 I thought, “uh oh…that’s a career ender.”

  8. unbelievable Says:

    I wouldn’t mind a taste of her pie

    But also couldn’t help but think how much of her hair is probably falling into that pizza, which is gross 😂

  9. Joe Says:

    But also couldn’t help but think how much of her hair is probably falling into that pizza, which is gross

    “Fuh-getta-bout-it!” LOL

    That girl could have played Meadow Soprano’s college roommate without even acting.

  10. unbelievable Says:

    Hahaha nailed it. Im actually rewatching Sopranos right now and currently on that exact season…

  11. Ultra ClodHopper Says:

    Fun with hydraulics

    Last week I saw (or sar as Ira would say) a Price Rupert Drop in one of those. The drop won and it made the press look like play-doh.