Happy Fourth Of July!

July 4th, 2024

Happy Independence Day!

Today is Joe’s favorite holiday. Thanksgiving is second. Today is like Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Year’s, all rolled into one big ol’ bottle rocket!

That’s what the Fourth of July is for Joe. The only thing missing is live football.

Today is all about fun, hitting the beaches, hitting the water, drinking like a fish, grilling cattle, hog, chicken, buffalo and whatever animal you like, plenty of cold beer and tonight, watching people blow up stuff (which drives howling dogs throughout [oh, no] Pasco County running for couch pillows to shred).

It’s also the height of summer when women wear scant clothing to show off bronzed bodies fresh from frolicking under the sun. What exactly is wrong with that? Not one GD thing.

Celebrate your freedoms, Bucs fans. Celebrate the Bucs going for a four-peat in the NFC South!

Joe hopes all readers have a helluva day and fully enjoy this extra, extra long weekend to celebrate Uncle Sam’s birthday.

Training camp is three weeks away!

(Sorry, no JPP jokes. Way too easy, man.)

16 Responses to “Happy Fourth Of July!”

  1. David Says:

    Happy Independence Day, everybody!! With this massive focus on all the negative regarding our country and our history, let’s try to focus on the positive because it outweighs the negative by a longshot. Without a doubt, we are blessed to live in the greatest nation on earth.
    In the immortal words of Trey & Matt “America, F**k yeah!!”

  2. Crickett Baker Says:

    That was great. Enjoy you too Joes!

  3. MadMax Says:

    Almost had a nanu nanu rejection when i was 13. I didnt realize the string of small firecrackers werent far enough away from the box of the rest of the bottle rockets and many others….well, they popped their way over and then there was the real show. It was an empty parking lot and only about 8 of us out there and we just ran to hide behind something…poles, tree, anything…one guy went into a ditch lol. Nobody got hit….the back porches of a few houses might have took on a few but we just said screw this, lets get outta here.

  4. heyjude Says:

    Have a wonderful Independence Day everyone!

    Great video!

  5. Baking with Evans Says:

    Celebrate,Celebrate, Celebrate!!!!
    May it be the best one yet!

  6. Oneilbuc Says:

    It wasn’t independence for my people because more of my people became slaves on this day . So forget the 4th of July this was also the time when they almost killed a whole race people. June teenth is more of a holiday for everyone in this country than the 4th of July.

  7. Dewey Selmon Says:

    Of course Oneilbuc doesn’t make it about all people he selfishly makes it about him and HIS people. always divisive like the media. Do you even root for white Buccaneer players?

  8. gp Says:

    Some can’t see the forest for the weeds!
    Not to mention misidentifying the poisonous plants -vs- safe ones.
    Oh well.
    Wish I could post pictures of the brisket and shoulder I put on the smoker at 6AM this morning!
    Happy 4th all!

  9. Oneilbuc Says:

    Dewey. I root for every bucs player regardless of race maybe you the one with the race problem. Why not celebrate the freedom of all people ?

  10. Lt. Dan Says:

    So JPP walks into a bar….hahahaha!! Happy 4th fellow Bucs fans!! Let freedom ring!

  11. Pickgrin Says:

    Those who would give up essential Liberties for temporary security deserve neither and will lose both….
    Benjamin Franklin

    Enjoy celebrating Independence Day everyone. Be Safe!

  12. Joe Says:

    Wish I could post pictures of the brisket and shoulder I put on the smoker at 6AM this morning!


  13. Joe in Michigan Says:

    Happy Independence Day! 🇺🇸

  14. unbelievable Says:

    Happy Independence Day everyone!

    Friendly reminder that we’re celebrating our independence from a religious monarchy, and we didn’t fight that war just to elect another wannabe king and become an evangelical theocracy this November!

  15. gp Says:

    History is important
    Please don’t prejudice it today!

  16. Anyhony Says:

    Happy 4th all!!!
    Chillin’ with a frosty Stella (proudly brewed in the USA)