Micah Parsons Crying About Leonard Fournette

September 12th, 2022

Perfect response.

Boy, Playoff Lenny has NFL guys worked up.

Last night Playoff Lenny got tired of seeing his teammate, backup left tackle Josh Wells, get abused by Cowboys pass rusher Micah Parsons. So Playoff Lenny did something about it.

On the 48-yard bomb from Tom Brady to Julio Jones, Parsons was just about ready to blow past Wells (again) and Playoff Lenny rocked Parsons’ world.

It was such a fantastic blast that it triggered Von Miller, who demanded NFL warden Roger Goodell abolish such a hit.

Miller wasn’t the only guy who lost it after the video went viral. Parsons tried to defend himself on Twitter stopping just short of accusing Playoff Lenny of being a cheap shot artist. But Parsons did refer to Playoff Lenny as a (female kitten).

So Playoff Lenny responded with a classic blast.

You can see Playoff Lenny’s response below.

All Joe has to say is, “Bravo Lenny.”

65 Responses to “Micah Parsons Crying About Leonard Fournette”

  1. Cannon Says:

    This is just beautiful.

  2. Bojim Says:

    Boo fricking hoo.

  3. J Ghotier Says:

    PutYouOnYourA$$ Lenny…I could see where he may not like that guy so much today 😂

  4. Chris Tucker@Apple Roof Cleaning Tampa Says:

    Parsons is a Biotch! He can knock the snot out of a helpless QB, but when he gets blocked, he cries.
    I just lost a lot of respect for him

  5. Ultra ClodHopper Says:

    He censors himself on some swear words but not the four letter word. Dork

  6. Cobraboy Says:

    That was a seriously bad-ass “chip” block.

    There was nothing cheap or illegal about it.

    Football is not a one-on-one game.

    Parsons gets doubled and complains.

  7. Bucsfanman Says:

    Wow! What a clown! You got blown up on a legal block and you have the nerve to call out the guy who did it because it was “owieee” and you were embarrassed?!

    Hey Micah…it’s called “FOOTBALL”!!!

  8. Rod Munch Says:

    Michael Jordan opened the game.
    Michael Jordan closes the game.

  9. Rod Munch Says:

    Can you imagine how embarrassed you’d be today as a Bucs fan if, let’s say that happened to White, and then he went on social media, after a blowout loss, and complained about being hit too hard? Makes me feel uncomfortable to even think about.

  10. Todd Says:

    Micah apparently doesn’t like pu**y.

  11. Mikadeemas Says:

    Well I guess he should have been looking. Maybe next time. GO BUCS!!

  12. Buczilla Says:

    Wow, whatever happened to just acknowledging that someone got the better of you one time? Classless puke is what micah is and his response is a direct result of idiot parents demanding that everyone deserves and should receive a trophy. Sad and pitiful. Thank goodness the wheel of karma is finally starting to turn in the opposite direction of that nonesense.

  13. BucsFanSince76 Says:

    That block just bought TB12 another .2 seconds as the future edge rushers in every game will wonder if Lenny is waiting to do the same to them. Way to go Lenny for playing tough hard nosed football , just the way you are supposed to.

  14. D-Rok Says:

    The responses on Twitter are hilarious, and about 90% felt it was a good, legal hit. The other 10% were telling Parsons to “be quiet.” LOL.

    Good stuff. That block was the icing on the cake for the night. Love seeing some wood being laid by an offense, especially our offense.

  15. Duane Says:

    Two years ago, we needed him to be a solid back up. Last year he had to be a receiver, this year he is an enforcer. What can this man not do?

  16. ZZBUC Says:

    Parsons is a hell of a player, but this kind of crying baby stuff is just ridicuous….. Shut your mouth, and control your ego, and buy yourself some Kleenex….

  17. geno711 Says:

    Scoreboard. Bucs 19 — Girls 3

  18. gotbbucs Says:

    Oh my God. This just makes the win that much better. Thank you Micah Parsons for being such p@ssy.

  19. sasquatch Says:

    Are these guys actually football players? Oh boo hoo, the mean man blocked me too hard! Waaaaaaaa…

  20. Joe Says:

    As Warren Sapp famously said, “Put your head on a swivel.”

  21. Larstatersalad Says:

    I guess he never sacked a qb from behind. Always funny to me when the tough guys who dish it out cry when smacked around a little bit.

  22. David Says:

    So to be clear- Von Miller and Micah Parsons are whining like a little girls because someone might block them that they’re not staring at?
    Meanwhile their entire job is to try to get to the quarterback, preferably a blindside hit to strip sack him.

    What a joke.

    Just lost all respect for both of them.

  23. Cobraboy Says:

    Well, Bowles DID say his team would be much more physical.

    Fournette just proved it.

  24. Winny Testaverde Says:

    Lenny gets under the opponent’s skin…and I like it. Lots of pile-on’s and late hits come his way all time. The Taints tried to break his legs/blow out his knees last year when they speared Godwin’s knee in the 2nd matchup.

  25. LongSeason Says:

    Micah Puss-ons just lost a lot of my respect. Butthurt that his team lost, much?

  26. K2 Says:

    They want to pass a rule…. that no one can knock them on the butts??? illegal???

  27. ViSyl Says:

    Let’s create another rule in the NFL. A sack when the QB is not looking is a 10 yards penalty. LOL both are cry babies. Just lost all my respect for both of them.

  28. Leopold Stotch Says:

    When Von comes out and admits his hit on Brady last year was cheap, then he can talk. Micah got schooled and can’t handle it. Take your L and move on. Maybe if he wouldn’t have camped out on in the middle or by Wirfs after he got blown up, he could have gotten revenge. After Lenny put the boom on him, he was quiet the rest of the game.

  29. bucsince79 aka bumaneer Says:

    You live by the sword you die by the sword… You live by the blitz you die by the blitz… BITCH!!!

  30. Fansince76 Says:

    I Fu<king love that block from layin the lumber Lenny!
    That is what needed to happen to Parsons who is a damn good player.

  31. Oxycondoms Says:

    I remember that sapp hit against packers oline man. Blew him up when he wasn’t looking far from the play. What fournette did was protect his qb was nearly as viscous

  32. SlyPirate Says:


    Micah got jacked up and basically didn’t make another play for the rest of the game. Now he’s whining publicly.

    What do you think every other team is going to do? They gonna send a FB or TE hit the man hard early and often.

    The better move would have been to say, “Thank you sir may I have another. Gloves off. Just hope you all can take it. Cuz I can dish it out.”

  33. BigBucs Says:

    Meanwhile Vita Vea gets doubled all game and every game yet you don’t see him complaining. Great hit by fournette that resulted in a big gain.

  34. stpetebucsfan Says:

    This makes me lose respect for Parsons, an obviously gifted game changing defender, as a man. IF Fournette had gone at his knees I would TOTALLY understand. Not only is that illegal while a guy is engaged with a blocker it’s dangerous and career threatening but Lennie did just the opposite.

  35. Goatfarmer Says:

    Micah. With a girl’s name, what would we really expect out of her? Listen, she probably started having menstrual cramps right before Lumbering Lenny’s big blast and when she hit the ground it triggered a searing case of PMS.

    Send her a panadol and some Kung fu girl wine.

  36. Howard Cosell Says:

    He mad bro

  37. Howard Cosell Says:

    Howard is cringing about tough-guy DE whining on social media

  38. AMI_Chris Says:

    Lombardi Lenny wins the internet.

  39. Jason Says:

    They make a cream for that Mr. Parsons

  40. Rayjay1122 Says:

    Where and when I am from, that is just called football. Effing babies.

  41. Adam’s Angry Says:

    Micah: “You hit someone not looking you straight p___.”

    Also Micah: Celebrates like a jackass after two blind-side sacks of Tom Brady.

  42. Rob In Land O Lakes Says:

    All that is missing?


  43. MadMax Says:

    Its called football, its called blocking, and how many timeshave you, Parsons, hit someone straight not looking at you?

    GTFO here you little girl! This a MAN’s game! STOP playing if you cant take it!

  44. MadMax Says:

    Anyone have Parson’s address? I want to send him a year’s supply of vagisil….still might not be enough.


    Micah was not heard from again for the rest of the game.

    Now you are crying.

    So who YOU callin’ pu**y?
    Look in the mirror.

  46. Bucsfanfrom76 Says:

    More proof the NFL is ‘woke”.

  47. Posey99 Says:

    Parsons is 240lb that’s the risk you take if you want to play with 300+Lb lineman. He’s not strong enough to take on a double team. Neither is Von Miller. They might be able to run around them but they aren’t going to be able to bulrush a tackle and a 250lb running back, which is what he was trying to do.

    Cry me a river

  48. stpetebucsfan Says:

    Can someone tell me what “woke” even means? Is it different for football. Different for left and right? Just curious?

  49. Bowles4President Says:

    Joe, I can’t figure it out.

    As long as it isn’t a blind-side block, is blocking shoulder-to-helmet style legal?

    Is that what people are upset about in this play?

  50. Capt.Tim Says:

    The BEST thing about stomping the cowgirls, is listening to the crying and excuses the week after!!
    Jerry Jones has guided the cowgirls to the worst years in their history
    You do that, by drafting and promoting crybabies.
    And glass players

  51. QBKilla Says:

    Micah Parsons, you got jacked up!

  52. 2022 Year of the GOAT RETURN Says:

    micah needs to go change his tampon

  53. Bucs Win Says:

    F Micha Parsons

  54. lambchop Says:

    Micah Parsons also doesn’t know how many letters there are in the P word. LOL.

    That was a beautiful sight to see when Lenny rocked him back to reality.

  55. emo Says:

    Bro Micah parsons just got his sh!t rocked out of him and he walks around crying like a baby. I am so happy Lenny gave him that hit, and he is probably cringing in the corner of hisb house as he remembers the feeling o his butt hitting the floor

  56. emo Says:

    How about Lenny’s new nickname: Mr.Parsons, Micah’s daddy

  57. Bucschamp Says:

    linebacker Getting floored by a running back surely can hurt your ego lol

  58. John Olmstead Says:

    I bet Von Miller had no problems with the sack celebrations against a 3rd string tackle!

  59. Goatfarmer Says:

    I hope the hollering shows just roast Micah Pusson’s azz. What an absolute vagitard.

  60. BigMacAttack Says:


  61. Infomeplease Says:

    Micah, you blindside qb s all day long!! Grow some!! Stop being such a pus_y!!

  62. DavidBigBucsFan99 Says:

    Michelle Parsons throwing a hissy fit on social media is priceless. “NO FAIR ! NO FAIR!!! Gotta say many of the comments on this are priceless!

  63. Dave in Winter Park, Fla Says:

    Playoff Lenny told Crybaby Parsons: “Lenny 3:16” Just Whooped Your Damn Ass😀❗️

  64. DaksThumb Says:

    In looking at the video, it appears Fournette leaned his shoulder into the side of Michah’s head. That’s a scary looking hit from the angle I saw. Not sure if that’s what actually happened, but if so, Von Miller has a point. Looked like a cheap shot to the head to me. I’ll have to find another angle.

  65. The Buc'n Waterboy Says:

    My momma said “if you get blasted by the RB you better not whine about it”. Quit whining Parsons…you should have looked to your right and saw the other blocker. It wasn’t a blind side hit at all. Lenny was just eating pancakes.