“I’m Trying To Cut People’s Throats Out”

September 7th, 2022


Don’t mistake Todd Bowles’ chill demeanor as softness.

That was the message Bowles delivered to Father Dungy in a Sunday Night Football pregame sitdown. In his mild-mannered way, Bowles explained that he and Tom Brady are kindred spirits.

And while Bowles won’t run onto The Licht House field and scream, “Let’s fuc*n go!” his internal fire rages every bit as hot as Brady’s.

“It’s funny,” Bowles said of coaching Brady. “We have a lot in common as far as how we see the game. He really just wants to win, whether it’s throw it 60 [times] or run it 60, he just wants to win the ballgame. We see it the same way; our philosophies are the same way. He has a killer instinct. I don’t say a lot, according to popular belief, but I’m trying to cut people’s throats out myself. You know, it’s an inner drive that he just has, and you always have it and it never leaves you.”

Man, it’s going to one hell of a wild Bucs locker room if they can dismantle Dallas and then, to use Bowles’ term, “cut the throats out” of the Saints.

Good luck, Coach!

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11 Responses to ““I’m Trying To Cut People’s Throats Out””

  1. Defense Rules Says:

    Todd Bowles … ‘I’m trying to cut people’s throats out myself’.

    Newsflash: Every other NFL coach & team is trying to do exactly the same thing to us.

  2. Listnfrmafar Says:

    Yes they are DR. Got to believe McVay, Donald, Jordan, Parsons, Latimore erc. ALL feel the same way.

  3. Hodad Says:

    Joe, I think they’re going to do exactly what you’re hoping for to Dallas, and the Saints.

  4. Morgus the Magnificent Says:

    Won’t that comment get him a personal foul and a 15 yard penalty?

  5. MadMax Says:

    Haha, that would be a cool new TD celebration….reach out in front with one hand like youre grabbing a guys throat, then jerk back real hard like youre ripping it out. Probably be a darn penalty though lol.

  6. SB~LV Says:

    Love it!

  7. 99 55 47 20 Says:


  8. Pewter Power Says:

    Only thing that will stop analysts from saying we will be an average team is a decisive victory over the saints and rams. Most Bucs fans believe we can beat the chiefs, cowboys and packers.

  9. Goatfarmer Says:

    This one had me fired up. Time for a Bloody Mary.

  10. D-Rok Says:

    They are the Buccaneers, so they better be out scaring children, stealing wenches, snatching booty, and slashing throats. Love it. HA HA.

    GO BUCS!!! Argghhh, matey.

  11. Capt.Tim Says:

    We’ll see Coach Bowles.
    In New York, there was usually a throat laying on the field after every game.
    Unfortunately- it was always his.

    Wishing you better fortune here, Coach.
    But Id hold iff in throat ripping comments- until you’ve accomplished something.