The Out Of Control TSA

December 24th, 2021

Yes, this is Joe’s sad Christmas Eve tradition but it is an otherwise hopeful Christmas, as Santa has allowed the Bucs to still be in the playoff hunt.

Let’s hope a win tomorrow night helps the Bucs to once again play meaningful football in January. It’s a wonderful thing!

The following is an example to demonstrate how the snooping of the federal government upon innocents gets out of hand without proper checks and balances. On his rounds from the North Pole this evening, Santa Claus was detained by TSA agents — tipped off by the IRS goons — who have decided to call in the notorious Jack Bauer to interrogate Santa in the bowels of CTU.

Presumably, Santa is believed by the FAA to have forgotten his papers while flying over the fruited plains.

(This, boys and girls, is why you cough up the $85 so you too can utilize TSA Pre just like Joe and avoid harassment from the feds.)

4 Responses to “The Out Of Control TSA”

  1. FrontFour Says:

    Merry Christmas, Joe!

  2. Irishmist Says:

    Face it Joe, the guy wears a red suit, he gives stuff away free, and he drives a vehicle with no emissions. He’s obviously a commie.

  3. Joe Says:

    Good one Irish! 🙂

  4. OrlandoBucFan Says:

    I will be using TSA Pre tomorrow on the way to Nashville to celebrate my birthday. It was well worth the investment.