Bucs fans living in shame and desiring anonymity will have an easier time this year.

Rather than investing in the unofficial head gear of the Den of Depression, a paper bag with eye and mouth holes, these fans can just blend in with the masks that will be required attire of all fans in the stadium.

The NFL laid down the law today.

No mask. No entry.

Rest assured that NFL greed will ensure you can still eat all the overpriced stadium food you want and guzzle warm beer without a mask on. (Think warm-beer-holding guy on a bathroom line screaming “Go Bucs” at the top of his lungs with spit flying out of his mouth.) And stadiums are sure to be crawling with fans who think a mask works without it covering your nose.

But hey, Joe’s a live and let live kind of guy.

Let the home games begin!

Some teams have announced new seating regulations. But not all teams have, and that includes the Bucs.

Of course, savvy people will likely set up a card table on the sidewalk leading to the Den of Depression and sell masks for $10 apiece since they are under $1.00 at online stores.

And Joe is confident the Bucs will have a kiosk at each gate entrance where fans can purchase a Bucs Antifa mask.

(Yes, the first people one Joe ever saw wearing elastic-banded masks years ago were either medical professionals or the Antifa crowd. And those Antifa vandals sure didn’t impress Joe as a bunch of medical professionals.)

For those wondering, yes, it is league-wide: fans at NFL games this season will be required to wear face coverings.

For those wondering, yes, it is league-wide: fans at NFL games this season will be required to wear face coverings pic.twitter.com/D139KGKQ4r

— Brian McCarthy (@NFLprguy) July 22, 2020