Ali Marpet Chooses Bill Currie Ford

February 20th, 2019

Joe wants to wish a hearty congratulations to Ali Marpet.

The beastly Bucs left guard/right guard/center has made yet another great decision. He’s got a shiny new Ford Explorer from Bill Currie Ford on Dale Mabry Highway. They are Tampa’s first family of Ford, a local institution for nearly 60 years.

Bill Currie Ford is home of the nationwide lifetime warranty for new and pre-owned vehicles and great friends of

Drive safely, Ali.

Perhaps Marpet will use his new truck to pick up whatever nasty new right guard the Bucs hopefully land in free agency.

15 Responses to “Ali Marpet Chooses Bill Currie Ford”

  1. Robert Says:

    quality person gets quality deal and quality car

    now where is kia’s stinger for crabman, aka JW?

  2. DBS Says:

    Great choice Ali. And Thanks for choosing the people that sponsor JoeBoltsFan!

  3. bucsfaninchina Says:


  4. Dave5928 Says:

    I dig that Ali is so down to earth. He didn’t go for the bling and the flash. Respect! He deserves whatever he wants because he’s earned it but this is just kind of cool.

  5. gbobucsfan Says:

    Does it come with a free ukulele?

  6. Mort Says:

    Shhh – Ed Morse Cadillac is gonna find out!


  7. Mike Johnson Says:

    Ali is a good dude in my book. There’s a lot to be said for the simple life. He’s the kind of guy who probably is gonna have a nice nest egg when he retires from ballin. Some of these players won’t have a pot to urinate in or a window to throw it out off when they leave Football. To many strip clubs and unnecessary outside ballin!

  8. SB Says:

    ^^^^^^^What Mike Johnson said!

  9. teacherman777 Says:

    Ali Marpet is from a hardcore hippy family in a cool hippy town in Westchester County.
    I am so happy we have a beautiful warrior like Ali Marlet on our team.
    Shalom to all the world!

  10. Cobraboy Says:

    Samson sheared his locks!

  11. 813bucboi Says:

    I’m more of a chevy man….


  12. Bruce Gigolo Says:

    Robert gets no play at home that’s why hes always on Jameis’s stick

  13. BucsFIRE Says:

    Thanks, Bill Currie Ford, for sponsoring JBF!
    We appreciate it

  14. VFL98 Says:

    I wonder if he had to finance it?

  15. TampaTown Says:

    Omg why did he shave his head?! Noooo!!!