“I Gotta Look Good”

September 19th, 2017

The corporate world is embracing America’s Quarterback, Jameis Winston, more and more.

And now DraftKings is all hot in the pants about teaming with Jameis.

Joe got an email today from a fancy Boston ad agency asking Joe to share this video below. It’s Jameis shopping for super-expensive luxury cars in Clearwater (even though he should wise up and visit Ed Morse Cadillac Tampa and Ed Morse Cadillac Brandon.)

Among many things, Jameis explains “I gotta look good.”


41 Responses to ““I Gotta Look Good””

  1. Buc50 Says:

    It’s about time. Having your name smeared by money chasers is hard to recover from

  2. DB55 Says:

    3mins into the vid and had to stop. Somebody like Brooks or somebody needs to tell jaboo that he looks good in his F250.

    $260k car is worth $125 the second you drive off the lot. Did Jaboo not listen to The OJ Story? Okay!

  3. LongSeason Says:

    Buc50 and DB55. Gotta agree with you. Last thing to do is to let the money grubbers get their hands in your wallet and then bank account. These guys are slime. Draft Kings, weren’t they the slime balls who were playing against their customers with special analytics to help them beat their customers? Scum buckets.

  4. Tampabaybucfan Says:

    Speaking for Pablo

    “Now Pablo and Haboo have two things in common……elongated arcs and we both had cars where the windshield wipers didn’t work…..Pablo still has his….now Pablo could afford a better van but Pablo knows his many, many, many childrens would put their sticky greasy chimichanga fingers all over it”

  5. Zwak Says:

    Red interior? Yuck sorry..

  6. JAB83 Says:

    IDK, for that kinda money you could probably customize and pimpout 10 Newer vehicles and still lay claim to an original bad to the bone ride…

    Only time I am buying a car that cost more then a house is when I can drive my house around. Which is why I have an RV.

    Dont buy that POS… Its a freaking car. They all do the same thing when they get driven. They breakdown. And you will never get to drive it witgout being targeted by idiots wanting to scratch it or whatever. Trust me I know. Customizing a car would be more like what I would expect from JW.

    I dont suspect he actually will buy that car. Not unless they really hook him up for doing the show (a sponsors gift maybe).

  7. BIG IRISH Says:

    Get a Dodge Charger Hellcat!

  8. NOSBOS Says:

    Work hard,ball hard.

  9. Capt. Blighe Says:

    Jonnhy Douchebag your assistance is not needed. I’m sure Jameis could find his own car. But I second the Platinum F250 for Jaboo.

  10. TheBucsAnthem Says:

    Tampabaybucfan Says:

    September 19th, 2017 at 5:29 pm

    Speaking for Pablo

    “but Pablo knows his many, many, many childrens would put their sticky greasy chimichanga fingers all over it”


    Now ain’t that the truth when you got kids whether it’s one or three.

    Jameis next year is going to sign one of the richest NFL contract for a QB…..so Jaboo can afford six of those cars if he wanted to…..so buying one in comparison to your average joe is like buying a KIA for him………pretty damn affordable for a multimillionaire.

    Jameis doesn’t strike me as the type to live a lavish lifestyle or blow all his dough either.

    Enjoy your Rolls Jaboo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  11. DB55 Says:


    Bro you crack me up! You do race comedy better than Archie bunker. Also one of my favorites.


    Jay-z warned us about spending money on bs. He said buy real estate, fine art and blue chips.

    If you spending for the streets you’ll end right back up in the skreets. Ya herd!?

  12. DB55 Says:

    Sapp earned millions too. I remember when Keyshawn would roll up to the games in a convertible Phantom. #Baller

  13. BigHogHaynes Says:

    If we gonna do it…then we may as well do it big!

  14. AlteredEgo Says:

    let’s not put the cart before the horse Jameis…whatever…silly money

  15. Rod Munch Says:

    People hating on expensive cars because they’re too poor to drive anything but a used Nissan. LOL! You should have tried harder in school, or really at anything.

  16. DB55 Says:


    I got cadillacs in my driveway son. When we show up at Ed Morris Brandon they call us the Fleet. 5 Cadillac SUVs currently and 8 total but yea I used to drive a Nissan. You people are so lame. You don’t know me! Don’t you have some natural ice to go drink?

  17. destinjohnny Says:

    dont do it jameis its a money pit.
    you are the man now you dont need a car to pull u up

  18. Buc4Lyfe79 Says:

    WTF r u riding in “Munch?” I’d be willing to bet good money whatever it is ain’t worth more than 10g’s. And go piss off on ur assumption that those who don’t have pimped out rides didn’t try hard enough at school or anything else…I didn’t have to try very hard to go enlist to defend my country and the rights of it’s citizens like yourself, to publicly express just how much of an ignorant jackass they can be, but i did none the less, and it dam sure didn’t afford me no pimped out ride.

  19. nate_tweetz Says:

    I loved the video! Good for you Jameis! You come up from nothing, worked hard, and now are reaping the rewards. For those of you worried about his money, Jameis will be able to pay that car off by halftime in Minnesota so chill out and stop hat’in.

  20. AlteredEgo Says:

    whew….thanks for saying that Buc4Lyfe79….

  21. Blumagic00 Says:

    As annoying as Pablo is, that was funny.

  22. Rod Munch Says:

    Well currently I got a 4-series BMW but before that I had a few Caddy’s and will probably go back to Cadillac with my next car. I picked up the BMW because the Cadillac CUE system is horrendous – or at least it was last time I went car shopping. But Cadillac’s are great, one of the few luxury cars you can buy that have air conditioned seats – why that isn’t offered with every car I have no idea since in FL it should be the law that you have it. Cadillac’s are also gorgeous in person, the BMW drives incredibly well but is sort of dull looking, I like the bling of a Caddy myself. If GM would just put physical controls back on the radio/infotainment system then they’d be perfect – and I LOVE technology, not against having all the future tech you shove into a car in there – but you need technology done well so you can clearly multitask when you’re driving. The only hesitation on Cadillac is I don’t know where they are when it comes to autonomous driving – I like driving when it isn’t bumper to bumper, when it is I want a car that drives itself so I can do stuff like read this website, so that may or may not be a consideration.

    My other car is a classic Corvette but I rarely drive it so I don’t count that. I bought my mother an SUV as well, but I don’t count that either as I don’t drive it (and wouldn’t be caught dead in something with cloth seats, ugh).

  23. DB55 Says:

    Here’s the difference between hating and having financial literacy.

    Broke, the documentary that brings ESPN’s outstanding “30 For 30” back tonight, begins with this pair of statistics, courtesy of Sports Illustrated: “By the time they have been retired for two years, 78 percent of former NFL players have gone bankrupt or are under financial stress; within five years of retirement, an


  24. DB55 Says:


    My comment is under moderation come back later, your gonna love it.

  25. Rod Munch Says:

    I eagerly await your ham and egger response!

  26. Jeff Aldrin Says:

    James if you really want to look cool driving up to the stadium on Sunday think 1970 Chevelle Super Sport. Yes a big block four speed American mad muscle will really impress the fan base.

  27. DB55 Says:

    Well we can’t all be special entitled pricks so congrats! You are better than me.

  28. webster Says:


    Thats a misleading stat. That stat factors in players that only play 3 years or who never made the trully big bucks as well as the players who were duped into bad investment deals with partners. Our very own sapp thought he was making sound real estate deals but quite the contrary. A person of winston’s level very very rarely go into bankruptcy. He should be fine. His next contract will be over 100 mil with 70 guaranteed.

  29. webster Says:

    Speaking of financial literacy, our very own dwight smith runs a financial planner buisness for all ex and current players. Hats off to the only man to have two pick sixes in the superbowl

  30. USFBUC Says:

    They need to coach Winston up on putting down that phone while he is driving

  31. DoNUTS Says:

    I noticed the mobile in the hands while driving. I would say that is a huge mistake. Does anyone know if he really bought this RR car? I have not seen it and they showed him in his car on hard knocks but I thought it was a Porsche. This video seems like more holly-setup/image building facade stuff.

  32. AlteredEgo Says:

    I thought Jameis was driving a bandwagon….

  33. JAB83 Says:

    LOL… AlteredEgo is right. JW is driven the only thing any of us should care about!!!

    Because of that… He will get paid… In do time…. He will own whatever he wants…. Can you say… Tiger tiger woods yall…

    Lets just pray for his sake he dont fall into the same traps as the best of the best sometimes can do!!!

  34. DoNUTS Says:

    I may have misread it but I thought someone said JW had a F250 truck. In the end, it doesn’t matter as long as he shows on Sunday.

  35. Kenny Says:

    Whats with all the hate? That car is amazing. Good for Jameis.

  36. Wesley Says:

    Not a good look here for Jameis. Anyone spending 200k on a car is an @#*.

  37. Rod Munch Says:

    Lots of angry poor people in here. You used to look up to those that had more than you, in particular those that came form nothing – but people are so selfish and greedy that they can’t stand anyone that isn’t the failure they are. It’s why they think everyone should pay for their housing, food and healthcare because it’s not their fault, it’s never their fault, it’s only about what they can get for “free”. So instead of saying hey kids look at Mr X who worked his rear off to become the best they can be and look at how they were rewarded – not its hey kids Mr X has more than we do so we need to tear him down in order to make us feel better. Sad.

  38. DB55 Says:

    OJ. Okay!

  39. tnew Says:

    He can spend anything he wants to on a car. It’s his money, he can do with it as he wants. I don’t think he will be a drain on tax payers going forward so why does anyone care. Does anyone need anything more than a Ford Fiesta? Not really. But I’m not gonna hate on those that do. I myself would’ve put him in a Bentley Continental GT. That car says Jameis Winston like none other.

    But two things, Put your phone down and you did not have a 1976 Ford Taurus. The Taurus first production year was 1986.

  40. LongSeason Says:

    My concern is that Jameis makes tens of millions and ends up broke because of the hangers on that are there only for his money. As long as Jameis is mindful of how much money comes in and how much money goes out he can buy whatever he wants. If I were in his shoes I would go after an Aston Martin DB5 with the Q package. Okay, they might not allow it to be fully functional, but it would be neat to have.

  41. Rod Munch Says:

    I’d just lease something – or better yet do a deal where you attach your name to something and then get to drive it or a year or two for no cost.