Jameis Buys A House

June 27th, 2016
Jameisgrin

Homeowner

America’s Quarterback, Jameis Winston, has shunned the allure of local beaches and trendy South Tampa and bought a house in very quiet, family part of town.

This morning, the Tampa Bay Business Journal shared details of Jameis’ recent house purchase in Odessa. It’s in a small gated community off Gunn Highway. The report says Jameis now has 5,160 square feet and five bedrooms sitting on just over one acre.

Joe assumes there is no stripper pole in the living room or mattress in the front yard.

A good friend of Joe’s lives less than half a mile away in a much less expensive house. And Joe has been known to soothe himself by picking blueberries at a small farm down the road. So any future accusations of Joe lurking in the neighborhood would be unfounded.

34 Responses to “Jameis Buys A House”

  1. DallasBuc Says:

    You soothe yourself by picking blueberries?
    Uh, okay…

  2. Tampabaybucfan Says:

    Picking blueberries……is that code for cultivating cannabis?

  3. Magic Marpet Says:

    Smart guy. A nice, sensible home on a little bit of land.

  4. Tom Edrington Says:

    I believe for the $1 million plus he spent, he could have been on the lake….nonetheless, he’s out in the country, away from the downtown/South Tampa action…..will obviously enjoy some peace and quiet out there….

  5. BigHogHaynes Says:

    His money,…..his decision.

  6. Buccfan37 Says:

    Gunn Highway feels like an old home to me. My grandparents owned a small store there in the late ’40s early ’50s. I still remember a huge oatmeal raisin cookie out of a counter jar for 5 cents.

  7. SB with Jameis Says:

    I find picking huckleberries soothing Joe so don’t listen to the teasers

  8. Bird Says:

    Smart move young man. Doing all the right things. So far so good

  9. @Hands2theface Says:

    TPC Club is right around the corner. Golf it up dude!

  10. Tampabaybucfan Says:

    Speaking for Pablo

    “Pablo works by day on the hot roofs of Pasco County……Pablo hopes Hamus needs some roof repair so Pablo will have a shot at seeing Haboo. Pablo knows his chances are slim of seeing Haboo at night when Pablo table dances. Pablo will have to settle for 87 & the Realist($hitty tipper)”

  11. LakeLandBuc Says:

    Joe, you can come to Polk County and pick some oranges. (and get paid) if you’re a good fruit picker.

  12. ARGH_M8E Says:

    Blueberries… Dingleberries… Who gives a

  13. ARGH_M8E Says:

    Blueberries… Dingleberries… Who gives a_____! Haha jus kiddn, VERY INTERESTING. I want football!!!!!!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh I hate Monday’s!

  14. Mojiska Says:

    Joe sure has gets his pick of some dingleberries posting on this site!

  15. Espo Says:

    Odessa and Lutz is where it’s at. I have no idea what people see in South Tampa. I wouldn’t mind being on one of the Pinellas or Manatee beaches though.

  16. Cannon Says:

    Jameis is a country boy from Alabama, so it kinda makes sense that he would pursue a more rural location.

  17. LifeOfABucFan Says:

    I get the feeling that Jameis is about to settle down with his lady ( as in marriage) and maybe start a family..I know he’s only 22, but he’s a mature 22..

    LOl @ Pablo..

  18. Cam Says:

    If anyone is interested in what the house looks like inside, here’s the place. http://www.zillow.com/homedetails/8603-Dolce-Vita-Ln-Odessa-FL-33556/82989312_zpid/

  19. Couch Fan Says:

    1 year into Jameis’s career and not a single racist hater to be found anymore. I love it, Lol. Thanks for the pics Cam, beautiful house.

  20. Luther Says:

    Very nice home and very classy.

  21. Dooshlarue Says:

    Hey Joe,
    You do know that it’s a myth that fresh blueberries will cure blueberry waffle disease right?
    Please seek immediate professional help asap.

  22. Mike Johnson Says:

    WOWZER..Thats a lotta house for a single guy. But its like a few here have said, its his money and he can whatever he am well pleases! Shout out to poster here name Cam for the house tour. Its nice to see Jameis is not caught up in that..fast city life lane.

  23. Loggedontosay Says:

    This is a good read Joe.

  24. Buc1987 Says:

    Gunn is very close to me.

    I promise I won’t stalk him or pick any of his blueberries.

  25. William Walls Says:

    Beautiful house. Great guy. Good match.

  26. Buccaneers Says:

    Now for the address cam. Can I get the directions and a birds eye map view. Can I also get the gate code pls.

  27. Rrsrq Says:

    Theatre room for watching film (wink, wink), seriouly, if that’s his spot, very nice, happy for him. Here’s to a long lasting relationship and championships in the Tampa Bay Area.

  28. Buccaneers Says:

    If you take the kids out for some early Sunday blueberry picking and happen to see a shaking bush containing a man toting his binocs……….no need to be frightened, we all know who that man will be.

  29. 813bucboi Says:

    do it big then…..GO BUCS!!!!

  30. I'm tired and 87 is right Says:

    Add some Bucs memorbelia and he’s set! My friends grand parents lived on that lake and we had awesome memories spending weekends there and jumping off the dock into the lake. Very awesome choice! His grandma told us a story how she saw what looked like the shape of a giant football hover over the lake then take off, she swore it was a UFO. But now I know it was the sign of a future Lombardi trophy coming our way. Go Bucs!

  31. DB55 Says:

    Fish don’t fry in the kitchen;
    Beans don’t burn on the grill.
    Took a whole lotta tryin’ just to get up that hill.
    Now we’re up in the big leagues
    Gettin’ our turn at bat.
    As long as we live, it’s you and me baby
    There ain’t nothin wrong with that.

    Well we’re movin on up, to the East Side.

  32. Max Says:

    he’s right next to the cheval golf course

  33. Spacebuc Says:

    Good luck keeping the wackos away now that the Joes practically mapped out a route to his house.
    Get a life,give the kid some privacy and respect.
    Sheesh.
    Could’ve done the story without such specific details

  34. DavidBigBucsFan99 Says:

    YoMTVCribs is all I would say! House is real noyce! That’s nice if you don’t understand that word. Fameis might be making some mini fameisis soon!