“He Doesn’t Even Have A Car”

May 13th, 2015

Jameisrookie4Loads of Jameis Winston observers and haters believed Jameis would have arrived at One Buc Palace on his first day driving a Ferrari with a fleet of Clearwater Beach hotties in the back seat, screaming “Shutup, bitches!”

Heck, Jameis, like many top NFL prospects, could have gotten a decent cash advance weeks ago on the many millions to be guaranteed him. He already had endorsement deals locked down.

But no, Jameis is rolling like most other rookies. He’s living in the team hotel, and riding the team bus or fishing for rides to and from One Buc Palace.

Offensive coordinator Dirk Koetter noted about Jameis on Monday that “he doesn’t even have a car.”

Joe found this worth noting.

Yes, Joe expects Jameis to land a sweet ride — and frolic with bronze bikini beauties. But it’s increasingly clear that Jameis is not the guy who’s going to go wild at the sniff of cash.

32 Responses to ““He Doesn’t Even Have A Car””

  1. kaput Says:

    When he says he wants to be the greatest to ever play, I believe he means it.

    He’s got a work ethic about playing the position that franchise quarterbacks need, that’s clear. And that’s always been clear.

  2. Mariota Joe Says:


  3. Patrick in VA Says:

    I’m confused. There were so many guys on here that seemed pretty convinced that Jameis was entitled and was going to be out of control when he got to town. Maybe check your sources Joe. What you’re writing is going directly against the cadre of experts and close, personal associates of Jameis that we have commenting here on this site.

  4. csb76 Says:

    Why has Joe yet to chime in about the Swearinger and Greene claim?

  5. Patrick in VA Says:

    @csb76 – Joe addressed it on the Duemig show. Check out the article with that video clip

  6. Patrick in VA Says:

    In the previous comment (that’s awaiting moderation) I meant audio clip instead of video clip. That’ll make more sense when the comment posts.

  7. Tom Edrington Says:

    Cars are depreciating assets, maybe he’s getting good financial advice…..

  8. csb76 Says:

    Thanks @PatrickinVA

  9. KeepINitREAL Says:

    Perspective: he has been in town less than 1 week…the car is coming….they probably didn’t have pewter colored rims so he is waiting for them to come in…lol

    Patrick you are the only expert on here in your mind….that much is clear.

    Broncos picked up Solomon Patton just now…desperate for WR/TE help

  10. StPeteBucsFan Says:

    This is truly growing tedious. We’ve hashed Fameis character issues ad nauseum.

    It’s clear that Fameis effed up big time in Tallahassee and yes he embarrassed plenty of people but at the end of the day what has reassured me most is that he seems to have embarrassed himself.

    And so…YES Fameis messed up…YES many folks including the Bucs brass are inclined to give him another chance. He has done nothing wrong since given that chance and done everything right!

    As someone who was a Mariota supporter and concerned about Fameis “issues” I gotta say it’s really time to move on. Fameis appears to be the real deal in terms of talent and competitive spirit and he also seems to have been chastised by all the backlash from his Tallahassee hijinks and is ready to grow up. I say good for the Bucs and that is great for Fameis personally.

  11. robert 9 Says:

    he’s just waiting for his 24″‘s to come in. 🙂

  12. Tampabaybucfan Says:

    So far, so good…..

  13. Tampabaybucfan Says:

    This first shot at waivers is really good…..expect to see a great deal of turnover with our roster before it’s all over with….

  14. Cannon Says:

    Good luck fitting a fleet of chicks into the backseat of a Ferrari…

  15. Horice Says:

    The Georgia running back T.G. that is coming off of injury bought a Bently a few days after the draft. I mentioned to a friend at that time that he doesn’t even know if he can come back from the injury to even play in the NFL BUT HE BOUGHT A Bentley. Prior to the draft several of he local media, even my beloved Big Dog said that once given millions who knows what Winston would do. The answer this far is NOTHING HONEY!

  16. Buc1987 Says:

    “That’s the only thing I’m worried about, taking care of my family. I’m not motivated by money, not at all. I have brothers in that locker room that might not be in situations that I’m in. And I have people in that locker room that have worked and been in this league longer than me. I’m trying to be old playing this game one day. That’s what motivates me, to never stop being the best player I can possibly be. Not money.” – Jameis Winston

  17. JoeJoes Fungi Nails Says:

    I was actually wondering what kind of rig Jamesi is going to roll up in…

  18. StPeteBucsFan Says:

    Sadly Fameis could roll up in a Kia and none of this will stop. Only time and some W’s on the win sheet along with Fameis continued exemplary behavior will finally make this go away.

    But for the next six months…tighten up your seat belts boys it’s going to be a bumpy ride.

  19. Patrick in VA Says:

    @SPBF – Well, yeah. I mean he didn’t have to get the Kia with the sunroof and the power windows. Just another example of him being corrupted by all the money that he’s making and how it’s going to just further enable him to be the entitled person we all know he is.

  20. Beeric Says:

    I think he’s the real deal. I waffled back and forth because of the issues, but I’m glad he’s in Tampa and I don’t think he’s going to let the team down. Go Bucs!!!

  21. CoolStoryBro Says:

    Closet racists posts above. Let me know when you find them… smh

  22. Patrick in VA Says:

    @CoolStoryBro – Dude’s been out of the closet for a minute now. That’s nothing new

  23. OAR Says:

    Doesn’t matter……because when you’re driving and Nicki Minaj is on all 3 radio stations at the same time, there’s nothing left to do except crash your car!

  24. Ray Rice Says:


    Just don’t start hating like all these other BIITCHES later when he pulls up with your girl Rachel Watson on the passenger side of that Lambo!

  25. Anthony Says:

    Joe, what the heck kind of opening paragraph was that? Come on now.

  26. Buc since '74 Says:

    StPeteBucsFan – thank you for that post. I wish other people could be so mature here. Agreed that it’s time to move on and focus on the future – which could and should be very bright for our Bucs!

  27. Idontwannahearitanymore Says:

    Mariota Joe Says:
    May 13th, 2015 at 8:13 am

    Go away

  28. Mariota Joe Says:

    Idontwannahearitanymore……………no. I’m a “click-creator” and you’re proof. JBF loves me.

  29. Babaloo Says:

    No joe. He needs to steer clear of the ladies. The kind of woman you are describing will only bring him problems that he and we don’t need. Guys with certain allegations need to not open themselves up to more. And you know a certain group of women who are opportunistic and seek to victimize athletes for their money will be salivating all over it if he does any of those things.

  30. BuccaneEric Says:

    Mariota Joe is right. Yawn is the correct response. I’m not concerned with what he drives. The only articles I want to see about Winston are about him on the practice field.

  31. BuccaneEric Says:

    beeric, I hope your right. I’m ok with Jameis, but I’m not as confident.

  32. William Berry Says:

    Pewter rims would be the bomb!