“I Call It A Real NFL Team”

July 25th, 2013

During a recent interview, it sure seems like former Bucs wide receiver Preston Parker, a man who was cut by the New Schiano Order and evicted from his Tampa apartment for non-payment in 2011, is taking shots at the Buccaneers and Josh Freeman. You can watch the clip below.

If anyone can tell Joe what exactly is on Parker’s head, that would be appreciated.

49 Responses to ““I Call It A Real NFL Team””

  1. Raphael Says:

    Jester or a clown ? He will be cut in 3 weeks ..

  2. Couch Fan Says:

    I dont really think he was trying to take shots at anyone. He probably just couldn’t think of a better answer and as he said himself, he needs to be worried about making that team more so than trying to take shots at anyone.

    Lol and I really dont think he is wanting to insult anyone with whatever that was on his head. Reminded me of the witch symbols from Blair Witch.

  3. Tampabaybucfan Says:

    Nice hair, Preston…but Tiquan has you beat!

    Preston…..you are definately not a Buccaneer Man!!!
    I hope you make the Saints so twice a year you can run into the No Fly Zone & the “THUMP” zone….(our linebackers)

  4. TorusW Says:

    Shots fired!

  5. Tim S Says:

    I stopped listening when I saw his hair. What a tool…

  6. Tampamac Says:

    Joe, I think I can shed some light on the hairstyle.. Do a Google image search for the words ‘Don’t Be A Menace’ and you’ll have your answer.

  7. MadMax Says:

    Whats up with that hair you ask? Maybe he likes to keep it on the down low, haha….who doesnt like handle bars 😉

  8. Raphael Says:

    I call it , not looking professional…he should be cut for looking like a Moron

  9. Buc1987 Says:

    @Tampamac…lol yup!

  10. Snook Says:

    A “real NFL team” that had the same record in 2012 as the team that cut you?

    Good one, Preston.

    Nice hair.

  11. RachelWatson'sthong Says:

    Got the dildo fro going. I liked Parker when he played for us. I hope he does well With the taints.

  12. Tampamac Says:


    When I saw the pic, I’m like ‘Why does Joe have an old pic of Marlon Wayans up?’.. Lol

  13. Curmudgeon Says:

    Nice F**king hair, douchebag.

  14. RastaMon Says:


  15. Buc'n Junkie Says:

    His hair looks like one of those game pieces from the Jacks and ball game little girls play.

  16. Matt Says:

    As someone who lived in Tallahassee during this guys playing days a FSU, i’m glad hes no longer a Buc. He hasn’t got in trouble yet in the NFL but its only a matter of time. The guy had pretty good hands but when you are maybe the fourth best WR on a team and you cant return a punt if your life depended on it your s.o.l. Enjoying playing for that “real” team..whose only “real” player is drew brees

  17. Andrew 1 Says:

    I hope one of his team mates takes a pair of scissors and cuts just 1 of those doohickeys while hes sleeping.

  18. lightningbuc Says:

    The hair cut off the blood flow to dude’s brain! IDIOT!

  19. Justin Says:

    certainly nothing to see here. Cliche answers. If anything it was Revis who took a mild shot at the Jets today when on with 99.

  20. Jim Says:

    Anyone seen the movie “The Fifth Element” with Bruce Willis? I think Parker was playing in that movie.

  21. Buc1987 Says:

    Don’t Be A Menace

  22. tonytwocents Says:

    had to logon just to say, tampamac, that was dead on!

    but he was definitely taking a shot. he paused, looked in the camera, and knew what he was saying.

    when N.O. is picking up our trash??? the next person to say we need to worry about N.O., Atl… I will find where you live………..and write you a f**king letter!

  23. tonytwocents Says:

    lm mf ao ’87… “do..we..have..a..problem???” Marlons a fckin riot

  24. SteveK Says:

    I hope he returns punts for New Orleans, and we hit the fuking sh!t out of him. Fumble. Returned for 6.

  25. SteveK Says:

    ^ and that is not at Parker’s comments, just that stupid fuking hair cut.

    smdh, c’mon man!

  26. Mark Sanchez's Hairband Says:

    Take it from me, this guy’s hair SUCKS.

  27. Buc1987 Says:

    lol @ tonytwocents

  28. Danny Says:

    Surprised Raheem didn’t try to get him signed in Washington.

  29. Free's A Boob Says:

    1. As bad as he speaks he’s more articulate than Freeman.
    2. His message is he likes playing with a real quarterback.
    3. Joe, if I recall you used to be a Parker fan.

  30. mark2001 Says:

    Joe…If you watch an old WW2 submarine movie, you will see a floating mine with detonation prongs sticking out. Your U boat touches one of those, the mine explodes, and you are gone. Maybe that “mine” look is to strike fear in the DB’s, for if they touch his head, it might explode. Or if he gets cut from the Saints, my guess is that it might explode anyway.

  31. BuccaneerBonzai Says:

    I just learned that the Cardinals signed John Abraham…that sucks. I was hoping no one would sign him so we’d have the option later.

  32. Theguyfromabove Says:

    Clearly he’s a guy that was loved by Raheem.
    Glad this BS is over.

  33. ShutTheBucUp Says:

    Preston Parker was part of the problem and one of the reasons the 2011 Bucs were NOT a real NFL team. I’ll never forget him straddling a Falcon and slapping him upside the head like a ghetto thug in the final game of 2011. Glad this jackwagon is gone and will be glad to see him cut by the Saints.

  34. gotbbucs Says:

    Pretty tough to take anything he says seriously when he looks like an absolute moron.

  35. Buc1987 Says:

    Bonzai..we had our shot at him for a month or so now. Why we did not give him a look is beyond me. Expected the_realist to come along and point that out, but never showed up.

  36. tonytwocents Says:


    Deumig was saying that he had some kind of Attitude/Ego problem. Steve claimed he had the inside knowledge cause they both have the same agent.

    but forget Abraham. this is the time of year when quality under-the-radar guys get demoted or cut, and Dom plucks em for minimum wage.

  37. Justin Says:

    Side Show Bob is a tool. He will be looking for a job in a few weeks.

  38. Buc1987 Says:

    Frees A Boob says:

    1. As bad as he speaks he’s more articulate than Freeman.

    Your right Frees A Boob it must be Freeman’s 1/2 white side that makes him unintelligent.

  39. tonytwocents Says:

    is it me? or did some comments just disappear??

    like the bermuda triangle of comments or somethin…. but I was saying:


    Deumig was saying that he (Abraham) had some kind of Attitude/Ego problem. Steve claimed he had the inside knowledge cause they both have the same agent.

    but forget Abraham. this is the time of year when quality under-the-radar guys get demoted or cut, and Dom plucks em for minimum wage.

  40. tonytwocents Says:

    minus the hair, Preston could pass for Mike Tysons pscho little brother… he’s got that crazy eye/crazy speak thing..just like Mike.

  41. FanOfBucs Says:

    Who cares about his hair? There’s more to a person than their looks, even if they appear stupid.

    Anyways, he sounds hurt lol

  42. tonytwocents Says:

    who cares about his hair??? I care, Fan. He might be going for some thick Bob Marley, Chris Johnson dreads, but whatever…he’s gonna be a non-issue in 2-3 months, so he’s cut off from my time and thoughts as of right,,,,,, now!

  43. Andrew 1 Says:

    @ FanofBucs

    your right… if a person cant help the way they look.

  44. Andrew 1 Says:

    in retrospect, is his hair really that big of a deal? no. if thats the way he likes, then good for him. but if your going to bash your former team then you can be sure that team’s fan base is going to bash you right back. in this case he made it really easy for us.

  45. scubog Says:

    Too bad Preston’s not quite a “real NFL player”. The guy just blew his opportunity here and typical of many people, has to blame someone else.


    What a D!CK!!!!

  47. teacherman777 Says:

    From my exchanges with this guy on twitter, he is an A-hole!

    From his personal foul in the league opener amd his dropped punts, and bad attitude, Schiano KNEW he wasnt a humble dude.

    Preston is an jerk. Simple and plain.

    He is not a good man. And I am happy hes not on our team.

  48. DanDid Says:

    I’m sure he had the same interview in college where he explained now happy he was to be on a real college team at the Univ. of North Alabama instead of that horrible FSU program…

  49. Iamabuc Says:

    He sounds like he’s going to cut by the Aints, let’s say by….next week. Let’s face it, if you can’t make in the Buccaneers, you won’t make it anywhere else, period. Bye-bye, loser!!