Gerald McCoy Needs To Stay Away From Old Bags

February 5th, 2012

Sadly, Bucs defensive tackle Gerald McCoy has his detractors. One just needs to read the comments on this site for evidence.

Joe always enjoyed his interaction with GMC and likes how open GMC is with fans. He’s a good dude.

That’s why Joe was aghast that this week GMC tried to become intimate with that disgusting old hag Madonna.

The NFL trotted that old bag out last week as the league sunk to a new level having her, ahem, perform at halftime of today’s Super Bowl, a halftime show Joe can assure you he will not watch one minute of.

Apparently, per the Associated Press, GMC wanted Madonna to express her affection with him, in a manner of words.

McCoy, working as a reporter for OCNN – Chad Ochocinco’s network – showed a lack of fear that would impress Bucs fans during the music legend’s Super Bowl news conference Thursday in Indianapolis.

He asked Madonna for a smooch, and was quickly shot down.

The back-and-forth began when a bold McCoy, sitting among hundreds of media members, told Madonna, “I’m only 23, but I love you.”

DUDE! There is sssooo much better talent out there to pick up — just walk through International Plaza on a Wednesday night — than this old untalented battle ax.

Joe never, ever understood this Modannoa phenomenon. So she wore a bra over her blouse. Big deal! With talent like that, one can get a gig working weeknights at The Oz in Clearwater.

Joe is no less than outraged that Van Halen, about to embark on a nationwide tour, isn’t playing halftime.The nerve of NFL warden commissioner Roger Goodell to turn his back on David Lee Roth and the Van Halen troupe in favor of this over-aged businesswoman.

29 Responses to “Gerald McCoy Needs To Stay Away From Old Bags”

  1. YesSirTampa Says:

    What was The Point Of This Article?…………………..

  2. TheProsUseAdvoCare Says:

    Someone really didn’t like the Blond Ambition tour.

  3. CreamsicleBananaHammock Says:

    Van Halen?!?!?! Bwahahahahahaha

    Iiiiiiitss my liiife!!! and it’s now or nevaaaaaah! I ain’t gonna live forevaaaaaaaaah!!!!

    hahaha….terrible music

  4. CreamsicleBananaHammock Says:

    There are exactly two halftime shows that will keep me in my seat

    1- Frisbee dogs
    2- FAMU band

    that’s it.

    God, I hate the Super Bowl so much

  5. Joe Says:


    Van Halen, NOT Van Hagar.

  6. mpmalloy Says:

    Who on this planet does NOT know that Madonna prefers women.
    Wow. Let me ask Helen Degeneres for a kiss too.
    What a butt-kissing buffoon.

    I respect mcCoy’s ability on the field.
    I think he should have a great year in 2012,
    but the idea that he’s “media savvy” is ridiculous.

  7. Macabee Says:

    I have no comment about Madonna, but Gerald needs to have his own “Brawn Ambition” tour this year. I am not ready to call the guy a bust, but the chorus of detractors are beginning to grow. He should do whatever it takes to stay on the field this year or those of us that still believe in him will start to lose faith. Let Warren Sapp interview Madonna, he has already made his mark in the NFL and can afford to clown around – he gets paid to do that. McCoy needs to concentrate on football and living up to his high draft status.

  8. CreamsicleBananaHammock Says:


    Just woke up and now realize I mistook Bon Jovi for Van Halen. How embarrasing is that?

  9. BucsnBeer Says:

    Halftime shows of recent years have been horrible failures. Star studded medleys which make up for their has been and never been performers with a complete lack of artistic integrity.

  10. Garv Says:

    Anyone on the field for Madonna’s “show” and anyone caught lip syncing to her songs could not possibly be an NFL fan. Not for the Giants, Patriots or for ANY team in the league.

    And yet they they are, along with various television “celebrities” while real fans like us simply cannot afford to go. I KNOW that’s the way it is……..but it still sucks.

    IMO halftime should be 12 minutes long with a college band playing. But hell, I don’t like playing “home” games in London either!

  11. BKNYfootballhead Says:

    Pop music has been garbage for over 30 years. Look at the Grammy’s for proof.
    Goodell will turn the league into pop music before long.

  12. Apple Roof Cleaning Says:

    That was Jon Bon Jovi Brother, not Van Halen 🙂
    Jon Bon Jovi is not Dutch American like Van Halen either.
    Jon Bon Jovi is Italian, like our new coach. He was born John Bongiovi, and his name was Anglosized, imagine that ?
    But they messed that up too, for they gave him a Dutch name, and the Dutch are not Anglo’s, they were the Saxons.

  13. Architek Says:

    Man, smh, all he is missing is the party animal Raheem…

  14. Pete Dutcher Says:

    CreamsicleBananaHammock Says:

    God, I hate the Super Bowl so much…

    That is an odd thing for a football fan to say.

    At least today’s game is pretty much guaranteed to be good, unlike previous games.

  15. Joe Says:


    Just woke up and now realize I mistook Bon Jovi for Van Halen. How embarrasing is that?

    Enough to change your username.

    Oh, and Bon Jovi played when the Bucs won the Super Bowl.

  16. Thomas 2.2 Says:

    Gmc has a nice personality i guess but it seems his interests are unrelated to football – maybe that is why he is wasting his talent

  17. Patrick Says:

    Paul McCartney needs to perform again at the Super bowl. That was such a great show back when hw did it. He should bring Ringo with him too.

  18. MTM Says:

    GMC life is all about making good decisions. Asking the pop star version of a lot lizard was not good.

  19. Tuggz Says:

    Personally I would never touch anything after Willem Dafoe got done with it.

  20. Nick Says:

    AC/DC for Super Bowl halftime

  21. BucFan20 Says:

    Hope McCoy does not reach out and try to grab her as she walks by. He could hurt himself and be on injured reserve to start the season!

  22. Thomas 2.2 Says:

    Unfortunately the only thing he hasnt injured to make it out of commision for a while is his mouth.

  23. Thomas 2.2 Says:

    Why wouldnt this guy have his detractors – hasnt done s-it except get injured and run his mouth – all for 50 million plus dollars.

    Sure he is a fine guy, just not a very good football player so far.

  24. Stevek Says:

    Less time reporting, and more time working on football is what I want from GMC.

    $50 million man needs to start earning that check by BECOMING healthy.

    He and Free are our “guys”.

    Really hope this April brings us another “guy”, Trent Richardson.

    He doesn’t run his yap, he just works his butt off and wins Champinonships.

    Ps. Why does McCoy want to take a stab at A Rod’s sloppy seconds? That is not a “win”.

  25. bucfanlostiniowa Says:

    WTF Joe, madona an old hag? She’s only a couple years older than I am

  26. Stevek Says:

    She looked super hot.

  27. bucswin Says:

    Madonna was fine for what it was. But where the hell are Foo Fighters? Perfect SB band.

  28. eric Says:

    At my age the waffle house watresses are starting to look good.

  29. Pete Dutcher Says:

    btw, I wonder if he was dared to do it?