Brian Price Cleared For Zumba

May 20th, 2011

The lockout is really making Joe extremely ill.

Instead of debating undrafted free agents and all kinds of other real football chatter, Joe is reduced to sharing that Brian Price is dancing with a bunch of Lifetime watching yentas and sultry Latinas. Something called Zumba. St. Pete Times beat writer Stephen Holder delivered the news in an update on Price today.

Lynn Swann’s famous ballet lessons were one thing. At least that had a direct football application. Joe swears. If Joe learns that LeGarrette Blount is belly dancing to stay fit, Joe will go insane, or head to Vegas for a week of manly activities. …For those curious about Price’s Zumba moves, watch the video below. For Price’s sake, Joe hopes he’s got a back-row spot in his class.

22 Responses to “Brian Price Cleared For Zumba”

  1. MichiganBucsFan Says:

    poor bastard…

  2. Chris FWC :) Says:

    LOL zumba!?? zumba!?? I gotta go punch something. Brb.

  3. Capt.Tim- The "self glossing" Says:

    Geez, I dunno. I might like that class, if I could be eyeballing it from the back row!!

  4. dan Says:

    if he’s trying to bring back his cardio and conditioning fast… not a bad way to do it, mixed with BOXING, one of the other ways he is training it mixes versatility with hand eye coordination and conditioning. sounds good to me.

  5. Macabee Says:

    If Price can provide the hip thrusts needed to keep up with these ladies and manage to keep up with the eye-pleasing hurdler he just married, then I would say he is cleared for duty!

  6. Ash Says:

    I’d be careful there Joe, one of you guys could use some Zumba in your life.

  7. lightningbuc Says:

    Maybe Price has found the best place yet to heed Rah’s mantra of “take off your underwear and put your face on somebody.”

  8. McBuc Says:

    Hey, Walter Payton used to take Ballet, he said it helped his balance in the running game. I have a buddy that takes a Zumba class, and he says it is a great workout and a great place to meet hot chicks. They are all impressed that he is in the class.

  9. McBuc Says:

    LOL, sorry Joe, I guess it helps to read the article before posting…It was Swan, maybe Payton took them too but I am not sure. You also gave the Ballet a pass for the same reason I said above…Oops!

  10. Chris FWC :) Says:

    RIP Macho Man Randy Savage! OHHHwwwww YEAHHHHHHH!

  11. McBuc Says:

    He died? How old was he like 55 or so?

  12. Chris FWC :) Says:

    I saw him about 6 years ago out on St. Pete beach. I googled him and there’s a current pic of him. Wow! He has aged since I saw him last. Rode in an elevator at his condo with him and an Asian girlfriend of his. He looked like he was in great shape. Looks like he was almost 60, 59. 1952-2011.

  13. McBuc Says:

    He does look older than the last time I saw him to. I saw him at the World’s gym in Largo about 16 years ago. I remember weatching him on the WWF back in 85…I was fifteen at the time.

  14. admin Says:

    Joe here,

    @LightningBuc — Well done!

  15. Chris FWC :) Says:

    @Admin and LightningBuc, can I use that mantra at Mons Venus?

  16. McBuc Says:

    Well, on the bright side during the lockout we have Zumba girls and 3 MCJ pics all on the front page…Man, I wish we had some football news to talk about!

  17. SacBucsFan Says:

    I see this as a good thing. It is a low impact high cardio workout, something good for someone coming back from injury and trying to get back in shape. I am sure many of us would not be able to last through a full workout.

  18. Capt.Tim- The "self glossing" Says:

    And at least he is able to workout. That pelvic injury he suffered is a really severe injury, from what I’m told. Hopefully he comes back from it. His being young helps, but still a possible career ended.

  19. derek cover2blitz0 Says:

    hey it could be worse…

  20. Dave Says:

    More power to him. Women are probably in the class and he is mixing his workouts up and getting in some cardio.

  21. derek Says:

    zumba isnt all that bad

  22. Patrick Says:

    Sign me up .