Where’s The Jell-O?

December 17th, 2010

OK. Enough already.

Joe’s all in favor of the Lingerie Football League, but put it where it belongs, in a giant mud pit off I-4 with bleachers all around and $1 drafts, $2 binoculars and $3 whipped cream bombs to toss on the field.

Joe applaudes “Old School,” of WhatTheBuc.net, for heading over to the local LFL media day to do some, ahem, serious interviews yesterday. But Joe sincerely hopes everyone realizes this football is nothing more than organized Jell-O wrestling at the Ice Palace.

In this interview below, we learn that this gorgeous Tampa Breeze player is proud to know all the positions, her teammates are amazing and things will be harder this season.

  • 13 Responses to “Where’s The Jell-O?”

    1. Chargedcbh Says:

      Just some news in case you haven’t heard. the skins benched McNabb!!!! WOW

    2. Gary Says:

      HAHA, that interview was hilarious on some many levels. I commend old school for acting like this was a serious interview and Eliese for thinking this is a serious game.

      “mental reps” — LMAO. She is hot though.

    3. Joe Says:


      Mike Shanahan is trying to get fired.

    4. Derek 'OldSchool' Fournier Says:

      Have fun with this guys but one girl played an entire half with a broken arm, there were multiple broken limbs and concussions. While they have not had the opportunity to play much football coming up, most of these girls were strong athletes in other sports prior to this. The struggle for the league is to fight the image that they created themselves. It is hard to be “sex” and “sports” You almost have to move to entertainment (described as Jell-O).

      The girls do this without compensation on the hopes of future remuneration and show more dedication to the game then most would be capable of in their own lot. While I am biased as I have been fortunate enough to get to actually know some of the players, if you have not actually seen the game, you could come out and watch tonight. The tickets are cheap (normal Tampa douche excuse) and it is air conditioned (douche excuse two). Worst case you see hot women running around in bathing suits, right? Sounds like a win/win.

    5. SkookumSmitty Says:

      Live the Dream, OldSChool, Live the DREAM!

    6. Derek 'OldSchool' Fournier Says:

      Every day baby!

    7. oar Says:

      You might be right? They now have McNabb at third-string behind Beck!

    8. Posey99 Says:

      Is this going to be televised oh please say yes.

    9. Derek 'OldSchool' Fournier Says:

      No television but we are covering on 1010 AM at 9. I am doing Color Commentary (should be entertaining). I will try to paint a virtual picture for you!

    10. Pete 422 Says:

      The camera needed to pan out more.

    11. Derek 'OldSchool' Fournier Says:

      Yea, sorry about the camera work. Was unofficial on the camera (we were there to get audio drops but I happen to carry my camera everywhere there are LFL players…do not judge me.

    12. Pete 422 Says:

      No problem, gotta love football girls.

    13. Capt.Tim Says:

      LFL rocks!