Jeff Garcia Wets In Towels On Sidelines

October 20th, 2010

If an article published Tuesday on Deadspin.com is to be believed, Joe is happy to announce he never had the pleasure of meeting former Bucs quarterback Jeff Garcia in the Bucs locker room.

It seems, allegedly, Garcia had a gland problem of some sort and used to wet in towels on the sidelines since there were no porta-potties available.

Garcia also claimed a former Bucs teammate used to regularly wet himself in his pants during games.

Said Garcia, “My first year in the league, I tried the towel thing. It was in a preseason game. Second half. I figured, ‘Well, I’ll try it with a towel. Just pee into the towel.’ I had to go pretty bad. As soon as I felt the warm pee touch my leg, I shut it down. I said, ‘I can’t do this.’ It’s just nasty. I couldn’t follow through with it. Players try all sorts of tricks to relieve themselves out there. My teammate in Tampa would just pee his pants and say it’s not going to make a difference because of all the sweat.”

OK, Joe’s got to think of who was the pantswetter with the Bucs. This allegation from Garcia offers up all sorts of one-liners, too many to list.

The bad Dexter Jackson springs to mind.

8 Responses to “Jeff Garcia Wets In Towels On Sidelines”

  1. AllMaddenMonkey Says:

    sometimes you just see those lineman out there with those wet pants and you have to wonder…

  2. AllMaddenMonkey Says:

    On another note. Jeff Garcia accused of being gay, bad skin, half bald, plays in the UFL and now apparently pee’s himself.

    But he still has Carmella and that makes up for all of that by tenfold.

  3. OAR Says:

    NFL network had one of thier top 10 shows, that included this wee bit of knowledge. Ah, the joy of the NFL!

  4. JDouble Says:

    I’m guessing a lineman. I can totally see one of thier fat ars being that disgusting.

  5. bucfanlostiniowa Says:

    This explains why some guys seem to be “sweating” way more than other guys on the field, you know one guys pants are completely soaked and the guys around him are completely dry.

  6. KJ Says:

    If gambling were legal, or if we were in Vegas, I’d put $100 on Trueblood.

  7. McBuc Says:

    Joe, I have a friend that played in the NFL as a Center. he said the OL did this type stuff all the time. Some of them would even barf on themselves. He said it made the DL not want to touch you so much. I asked him if it worked, and he said not really but maybe a little. Kind of nasty though.

  8. Sebring Smitty Says:

    I really could have done without this story……… yuk !!!