Joe’s Third Quarter Thoughts

December 20th, 2009

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* Anwar Richardson on TBO.com’s Bucs Twitter account just posted that the Bucs have not scored a touchdown in 11 quarters. And this friggin’ Greg Olson expects to keep his job? Really?

* Raheem the Dream coming back on the field speaking on the Bucs radio network: “We have to control the ball a little bit. Defense is playing too much, though they have responded. We have to get back back to running D-Ward.”

* Keep pounding the ball Olson just like you did with Caddy.

* Seems like the only guy Freeman can complete a pass too — and it shouod have been picked off — is to Winslow.

* Keep pounding the ball!!!

* Is Antonio Bryant in the witness protection program? Anyone see him on a milk carton?

* FRIGGIN MOTHER F’ING JEREMY TRUEBLOOD!!!!! Another penalty, false start. ARSEHOLE!!!

* An Antonio Bryant sighting. Bryant may have had a lot more yards if Freeman didn’t fall behind him. Helps to have protection for Freeman as well.

* Donald Penn with a false start saves a fumble and to be honest, Joe thought Penn should have been whistled for a false start on the pass to Bryant.

* Typical Bucs. Freeman makes a nice run and now a holding penalty. The Bucs have taken themselves out of field goal ranges with all the penalties.

* OK, here comes an adventure: Connor Barth for a long field goal.

* Two field goals in a row for Barth. Hold the presses. Wait a minute. We live in the 21st Century. What are presses?

* Whoseyourmama busted for a penalty. Ha-ha!

* Geno Hayes is playing like a madman today.

* Tanard Jackson with a pick. Could he be a Pro Bowl player? Bucs knocking on the door.

* OMG, a touchdown on a screen pass by Cadillac! Could the Bucs take themselves out of the Suh Sweepstakes?

* When is the last time the Bucs had a successful screen pass?

* Joe is getting several angry texts that the Bucs are pissing away their chance for Ndamukong Suh.

* Raheem is giddy.

* If the Bucs beat the Seahawks, Jim Zorn should be fired.

* Geno Hayes with a delayed blitz and he is playing out of his mind. Dude is all over the place.

* Joe will write again: Sammie Stroughter = steal.

* Keep pounding the ball.

* Joe likes the commitment to the run, but it helps to run the correct direction Mr. Ward.

* Sammie Stroughter with a first down. In short, Stroughter is at worst the No. 3 receiver next season, maybe No. 2. Goodbye Michael Clayton.

* If the Bucs don’t get any more yards here on third down, it will be a long field goal for an erratic Mr. Barth.

* Freeman could have made a first down on the run but it was still a nice pass to Stroughter. First down.

* Third-and-goal: Quarterback draw?

* Dave Moore is quite critical of the throw on second down.

* Joe doesn’t believe his eyes. A two-score lead late in the third and a beautifl play by Freeman in the fake to the left flat.

* King of Turds can’t come down with the pass on the two-point conversion and the Seahawks had called a time out just before the snap. No wonder they suck.

* Smart play on the quarterback sneak for two and no Dave Moore, that is not a Wildcat!!!

* Joe doesn’t know what to think. He’s numb and no, he hasn’t had any Caybrews.

* Seahawks aren’t dead yet. First down Seattle.

* Another first down Seattle.

* Great, great play by Quincy Black. His name gets called once every three games.

* Third-and-13. Can the Bucs stop the Seahawks?

* Whoseyourmama just dropped a big gain of a pass. Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.

* Just as Dave Moore said the Bucs need to chew up the clock with the run, Freeman hits Winslow with a big gain, out of bounds, first down.

One Response to “Joe’s Third Quarter Thoughts”

  1. Art Rawspine Says:

    Hey man, are these guys dreaming this game or am I?