Chucky Still Hurt By Glazers’ Treatment

December 19th, 2009
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Joe suspects if he was ever fired and paid $5 million a year to do nothing, that somehow Rachel Watson would be able to find a way to comfort Joe.

Merely hours ago, it seemed to be a slam dunk that Chucky would be coaching the Redskins.

Since, several reputable sources including Adam Schefter of, Chris Mortensen of, Chris Landry of Fox Sports Radio and Mike Florio, the creator, curator and overall guru of, have all reported that Mike Shanahan will be the new Redskins coach.

It seems there’s a reason Chucky is not going to Washington. Seems that Chucky is still hurt over the way Bryan and Joel treated him and as a result, he emotionally is not prepared to coach again this year.

It may not just be emotions as eye-RAH! Kaufman of the Tampa Tribune seems to believe Chucky is out for revenge.

While there is little doubt Gruden will return as a coach at some point, he is still healing from his stunning dismissal in Tampa 11 months ago. He has the look of a man content to draw lucrative paychecks from the Glazers and ESPN for awhile before stepping back into the arena.

Joe can’t blame Chucky. Why work 100-hour workweeks when you can play cheerleader only 16 times a year with Jaws and get paid $5 million for basically nothing?

Joe can only imagine what he would do if he was paid $5 million a year for nothing. Joe believes he would lure Rachel Watson to various tropical locales, hoping to impress upon Rachel the size and girth of Joe’s… wallet.

6 Responses to “Chucky Still Hurt By Glazers’ Treatment”

  1. Pleat Says:

    Funny one Joe, calling Chris Landry a reputable source.

  2. bucfanlostiniowa Says:

    Oh shit he is gonna try for the Panthers job!

  3. J Lynch says Says:

    Id take Fox over this dumbass any day they stop our running game and run the ball down our throats

  4. bucfanlostiniowa Says:

    Awesome Fox to Tampa and Gruden to Carolina!

  5. Wayne Says:

    As much as I love the Bucs, I hope that Chuckie does take a job that lets him kick the shit out of us every year. The insulting part was being replaced by an idiot like Radio.

  6. BucForce Says:

    Joe, does Rachel Watson know of your obsession with her? I hope we don’t read about you in the fishwrap, having a protection order slapped on you, keeping you 200 feet away from the lovely Miss Watson at all times, like Jennifer Garner had to do with that guy 🙂