BSPN Won’t Discuss Chucky’s Contract

December 17th, 2009
Hey,  Bob LaMonte, you fing better have a buyout clause in my contract with those jackasses at BSPN! Dont you understand how disgusting it is to smell Chris Bermans sweaty body odor? Jimminy Christmas!

"Hey, Bob LaMonte, you f'ing better have a g-damned buyout clause in my contract with those jackasses at BSPN! Don't you understand how disgusting it is to smell Chris Berman's sweaty body odor? Jimminy Christmas!"

Earlier this season Chucky made a big deal of his “exclusive” contract he re-upped with BSPN to cheer lead on Monday Night Football.

Chucky gave the impression that not only was he burned out from coaching but he wanted to stay with BSPN.

Joe believed that about as much as he believes Rachel Watson lays awake at night pining for Joe.

There’s no way Chucky’s agent agreed to any contact with any TV outfit that bound his client. There’s no way BSPN is paying him for part-time work as much as Chucky would make from Danny Snyder or any other NFL team for full-time head coaching duties.

If that actually did take place, Chucky’s agent is barely one step up from a moron. Joe is of the belief that there is a buyout clause of some sort in his contract with BSPN.

So Joe found it more than curious that when BSPN was contacted by Mike Florio this morning, the creator, curator and overall guru of ProFootballTalk.com, BSPN had no comment on the specifics of Chucky’s contract.

As is often the case, silence sometimes speaks volumes. If Chucky was indeed bound to BSPN, why wouldn’t the Disney mice crow about it? They sure as hell like to brag about the non-stop river of sewage that flows out of Bristol, so why clam up about this?

No, Chucky is not roped to BSPN.

4 Responses to “BSPN Won’t Discuss Chucky’s Contract”

  1. justin Says:

    Yea but he worked for al davis before I don’t see him wanting to work for dan snyder

  2. Joe Says:

    Justin:

    Snyder is the perfect owner for Chucky, as Joe documented months ago. Snyder is not afraid to cut checks for any decent player out there. Chucky is little more than a frustrated fantasy football owner with a foul mouth and a penchant for stretching the truth.

  3. Chuck Says:

    OK Joe…I looked up Rachel Watson, I could not place her, and DAMN! You have not been kidding!

  4. Joe Says:

    Chuck:

    Rachel Watson is proof of a supreme being.