Chris Hovan Getting The Job Done
May 16th, 2009
A reader of Deadspin.com claims Chris Hovan left a watering hole/establishment with the girl on his right arm.
Same reader claims he left with the girl to Hovan’s far left.
Joe isn’t sure if either are accurate but given Hovan’s size and his love of professional wrestling, Joe wonders if it’s safe to even post this picture. Guess he will find out.
May 16th, 2009 at 8:36 am
Oh no – Mr. Lucky see Joe getting pile drived next time Chris is around – the question is which Joe gets gets slammed; maybe all of them! Oh no!
May 16th, 2009 at 3:36 pm
Too bad. I know his wife…
May 16th, 2009 at 4:14 pm
Joe here,
Again, as stated in the post, Joe has no idea if this claim by an anonymous Deaspin.com reader is remotely accurate. However, the picture appears legitimate, although it could be years old. For all Joe knows, one of these ladies could be his Chris Hovan’s wife, or his wife’s sister, or he was taking one of them home to meet his wife.
May 16th, 2009 at 8:18 pm
I would have taken the one home that the reader took home. Much cuter. Good to know Chris doesn’t wear his facepaint out to bars.
May 16th, 2009 at 8:25 pm
for the record, none of the people in that photo are his wife. a photo of his wife is easily found…
May 16th, 2009 at 8:59 pm
Damn you Joe for publishing this – I’m gonna bust your a@@
May 17th, 2009 at 8:09 pm
Those are his two nieces and his sister. It’s all good.