Playboy Bunnies and Tasers

April 9th, 2009

The following story quickly got Joe’s attention because it contained two eyebrow-raising elements: Playboy bunnies and tasers.

It seems as though Playboy had a celebrity golf outing where they were giving away free tasers. Playboy, Joe has learned, is really hurting for cash. It must have been a cheap event if former Bucs offensive lineman and human holding penalty Kenyatta Walker was invited.

Good thing Joe couldn’t have gotten his hands on a taser when Walker played for the Bucs. Walker should have been tasered on the 50-yard line for all his holding penalties.

About the only thing Walker was valuable for was running down linebackers after (many) Son of Bob interceptions to save touchdowns.

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