A Silver Lining: Goodbye Son Of Bob

April 25th, 2009

Joe is so depressed right now he’s seriously thinking of looking for a 24/7 shrink. He’s almost in tears that Abbott and Costello down at One Buc Palace decided to Pearl Harbor the Bucs for the foreseeable future in drafting Bucs’ bust-in-waiting Josh Freeman.

To rub salt in the wound, Abbott and Costello traded up to get him.

In a Chucky-like move, the Bucs now have five quarterbacks. Joe sees one going for sure.

Goodbye Son of Bob.

Son of Bob was nowhere to be found at One Buc Palace during offseason workouts and an OTA. Though he had an excuse, coaches generally do not like it when a high-priced quarterback, known most for completing passes to players wearing different color jerseys, doesn’t show up to work out with the team.

Joe math: Josh Johnson + Luke McCown + Byron Leftwich + Josh Freeman = negative-Son of Bob.

3 Responses to “A Silver Lining: Goodbye Son Of Bob”

  1. JK Says:

    Joe, I’m with you about the clowns running the Bucs now, but don’t think you can drag Jon Gruden into this mess. He has nothing to do with it. Remember you and a lot of so called fans and the local media wanted him out so now live with it. Get on board. You’ve got a quarterback to blame everything on next season. That’s what is going to happen. It always does in Tampa!

  2. dave Says:

    WE’ve got a smitten freakin’ HS coach, to blame everything on. Hope he enjoys his 1 year being an NFL coach.

  3. Greg Says:

    Dave, the BAD dream will get at least two years simply because Chucky is going to make the Glazers pay him every cent of his contract (which I won’t blame Chucky one bit!). Face it, as long as Ray J stadium has at least 50,000 people in every Sunday, the Glazers will make enough money to pay for that stupid ass soccer team that they really covet. I, for one, will not give the Bucs another penny until they put a team on the field worth rooting for!! Welcome back to the bad ole days!!! Maybe we can talk Tony Dungy into coming out of retirement when the Glazers finally sell the Bucs!