Stylez vs. Stiles

December 22nd, 2008

Last week Bucs defensive end Greg White changed his name to Stylez G. White. Why? He was infatuated with the character Rupert “Stiles” Stilinski from the movie “Teen Wolf.”

Joe is still numb from thinking that anyone would legally change their name to a character from a cheesy 1980s flick. If forced to pull such a stunt, Joe supposes he would change his name to “Thornton Melon.”

Even more confusing to Joe is that White didn’t have the common sense to even do a simple Google search to spell the name correctly.

The good people of Extra Mustard were also amusing/confused with this event as well. So much so they decided to compare Stylez G. White to Rupert Stilinski, and even compare Chucky to Michael J. Fox.


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