“King of Turds” Was At It Again

September 25th, 2008
The NFL is investigating the King of Turds. Again.

The NFL is investigating the King of Turds. Again.

Last week when “The King of Turds,” Jerramy Stevens, scored the game-tying touchdown with seven seconds left to send the game into overtime, Joe though that the King of Turds was mimicking what many people think of him.

Well, Joe wasn’t the only one who saw this. Apparently, the NFL is investigating as to what the King of Turds was doing. eye-RAH! Kaufman of the Tampa Tribune noted the NFL is trying to determine if a punishment is warranted.

After Tampa Bay’s embattled tight end caught a 1-yard scoring pass with seven seconds remaining to send Sunday’s game at Soldier Field into overtime, Stevens made a chopping motion with his right hand toward his inner thigh.

“It was just being excited,” Stevens said Wednesday of his unorthodox end zone gesture. “That’s all it really was. It was a big play for me personally coming back. It was just emotion.”

Hey, King of Turds, were you just showing emotion when you allegedly raped a woman in Seattle? Was it just emotion that caused you to dump your used condoms over your balcony that got your condo association all bent out of shape?

Or is it possibly because you are simply a turd?

3 Responses to ““King of Turds” Was At It Again”

  1. Chris Says:

    I saw that crotch chop and I still don’t have a clue what “King of Turds” was doing.

    I’m not surprised or shocked. I’m just waiting for him to fail and I HOPE he doesn’t rape some girl in the process or kill someone while drunk off his arse.

    You also know he has fled 2 car accidents, one he crashed into an occupied dwelling the other on the interstate where he rammed a dad and daughter! Let me and you do that and see what happens.

    He is the “stinky” side of sports that I hate!!!

  2. albertt Says:


    RACK ME!!

  3. Chris Says:

    Yeah I’ll rack your stupid arse alright.