(Unofficial) Training Camp For Jameis

July 22nd, 2015
No rest for Jameis.

No rest for Jameis.

While the first practice of training camp isn’t until a week from Saturday, where if Joe is properly positioned he will smell the cheerleaders’ sweat, training camp essentially has started for “America’s Quarterback,” Bucs signal-caller Jameis Winston. [read more]

Morning Cup Of Joe From HootersCalendar.com

July 22nd, 2015

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Bucs news forthcoming

Joe loathes the non-basketball association like no other but must give props when due. The Indiana Pacers will wear Hickory High School uniforms this coming season (the school featured in “Hoosiers”). [TheBigLead]

Man drops shooting victim off at Walmart. Why not? [AP]

Dude who shot at George Zimmerman apparently likes to p!ss on people’s front doors. Why is Florida home to so many wack jobs? [Orlando Sentinel]

Who will finish with more TDs, Eli Manning, Philip Rivers or Ben Roethlisberger? [NFL]

Is Dirtbag hurt? [RaysIndex]

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Dive Into The All New JoeBucsFan.com Message Boards

Friday, July 31st, 2015

just-joe-300x265It’s here. The JoeBucsFan.com message boards are open for business.

Oh, what fun lies ahead.

Remember, you must register to comment. And Joe’s giving away all kinds of great prizes this month to be drawn at random, including game tickets and jerseys.

Click on Joe or the link above. And yes, if you’re banned from commenting here, then you’ll be banned there, too.

Baseball Strong Or Baseball Weak?

July 21st, 2015

JameisbaseballAmerica’s Quarterback, Jameis Winston, was a baseball standout at Florida State cranking out 95 miles-per-hour fastballs. [read more]

Mike Evans Follows Through With Randy Moss

July 21st, 2015

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The Buccaneers’ No. 1 receiver, 21-year-old star Mike Evans, hasn’t taken his foot off the gas since working out with Randy Moss this spring and joining America’s Quarterback, Jameis Winston, for a summer chemistry session in Tallahassee. [read more]

The Countdown: 20 Worst Buccaneers Personnel Moves Of The Past 10 Years — No. 8

July 21st, 2015
"Wait till you see what this guy has cookin' for 2013, Mr. Glazer. He's a Buccaneer Man."

“Wait till you see what this guy has cookin’ for 2013, Mr. Glazer. He’s a Buccaneer Man.”

It’s the countdown feature you’ve all been waiting for. Not really, but on the heels of last year’s award-winning “20 Worst Buccaneers Of The Past 10 years” feature, Joe had to deliver.

A list like this is highly subjective and toxic. Fits of rage were common during production meetings at JoeBucsFan.com world headquarters. Scared interns soiled their pants. Full beer bottles were smashed, and a treasured Rachel Watson poster was accidently destroyed. But order was restored.

Current and former general managers and head coaches might not like what’s coming, but it had to be done. This is what happens when your team is 30-70 in its last 100 games. [read more]

Lavonte David: No. 5

July 21st, 2015
Elite tackler.

Elite tackler.

‘Tis the season of lists! There is a list for quarterbacks. There is a list for defenses. There is even Joe’s list of hottest Bucs cheerleaders (Do you really wonder who Joe has ranked atop such a list?). [read more]

Jameis Not The “Face” (Yet)

July 21st, 2015
Not yet.

Not yet.

Joe knows that before the draft, the thin-skinned, scared midwives who curled up in fetal positions and sucked their thumbs at the thought of the Bucs drafting a quarterback, much less “America’s Quarterback,” signal-caller Jameis Winston, howled in protest. [read more]

Martin Cannot Break Tackles

July 21st, 2015
No longer can break tackles?

No longer can break tackles?

In the dog days of July, after folks have finished blowing off fireworks, it’s research time, as NFL teams all but shut down their facilities.

So the spreadsheeters have been working overtime at Pro Football Focus as the dawn of training camp is within sight. [read more]

Morning Cup Of Joe From HootersCalendar.com

July 21st, 2015

hooters 2015.0721Start your day with the Morning Cup of Joe from HootersCalendar.com. And don’t forget to visit HootersCalendar.com for the 2015 calendar, amazing videos, pictures and cool gifts. It’s Joe’s second favorite website.

Wanna know why Joe doesn’t give a damn how many people are in the seats at the Den of Depression and why you shouldn’t either? The NFL distributed $226.4 million to each team last year from its various rivers of revenue. So, multi-billionaire Stan Kroenke, how it is you are taking a bath playing in that perfectly fine downtown dome in St. Louis? Attendance is such 1970s economics. [PFT]

Arguably Joe’s best high school football game came against the Freeburg (Ill.) Midgets. Thankfully, the krauts in southern Illinois don’t cave to made-up controversies by bored reporters and the politically correct. Don’t like the nickname? Don’t go to the games. [Belleville News-Democrat]

Packers president says the preseason is too long. Hallelujah! [NFL]

So Bruce Almighty says Redskins season ticket holders will get injury news before the NFL? Just a hunch, but NFL warden commissioner Roger Goodell may have something to say about that. [BSPN]

This is like something out of a comedy movie. [Vine]

Why did the Rays draft a catcher with a lame arm? [RaysIndex]
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“Siege” Alert

July 20th, 2015

Joe confesses to purchasing a living dinosaur on Sunday, that would be a traditional newspaper called The Tampa Tribune.

It was extremely enjoyable reading, except the sports section was downright puzzling. [read more]

The Countdown: 20 Worst Buccaneers Personnel Moves Of The Past 10 Years — No. 9

July 20th, 2015

michael clayton 0904It’s the countdown feature you’ve all been waiting for. Not really, but on the heels of last year’s award-winning “20 Worst Buccaneers Of The Past 10 years” feature, Joe had to deliver.

A list like this is highly subjective and toxic. Fits of rage were common during production meetings at JoeBucsFan.com world headquarters. Scared interns soiled their pants. Full beer bottles were smashed, and a treasured Rachel Watson poster was accidently destroyed. But order was restored.

Current and former general managers and head coaches might not like what’s coming, but it had to be done. This is what happens when your team is 30-70 in its last 100 games. [read more]

Bucs Bank On Video Games

July 20th, 2015

LovieJagsJoe’s heard that virtual reality activities have brought happiness to many healthy men. And Joe’s seen how teenagers learn to drive via extraordinarily expensive and comprehensive virtual reality technology.

So Joe’s all for it. [read more]

LAST DAY To Register For The 2015 WDAE-AM 620 Fantasy Football League. Win A Trip To The National Championship Game & $2500.00

July 20th, 2015

WDAE fantasydraft

Put down that sandwich and register — absolutely free — for a shot to play in the WDAE-AM 620, 2015 Fantasy Football league.

The prizes are stunning.

The deadline is midnight tonight! Click here or on the banner above for all the amazing details.

Starting Rookies = Dread?

July 20th, 2015
Bucs rookie left tackle Donovan Smith posing with fellow Penn State product, the fetching Colleen Wolfe of NFL Now.

Bucs rookie LT Donovan Smith posing with fellow Penn State product, the fetching Colleen Wolfe of NFL Now.

Yes, Bucs fans have little fingernails left, as they have been gnawing them and sweating over the very real possibility the Bucs will start three rookies on offense this year.

Then again, those three likely rookies, “America’s Quarterback,” Bucs signal-caller Jameis Winston, left tackle Donovan Smith and right guard Ali Marpet, are an upgrade over the drek that played those positions last year. [read more]

What Were OCs Seeing?

July 20th, 2015
Why did opposing offenses run so many two-back sets against Leslie Frazier's defense?

Why did opposing offenses run so many two-back sets against Leslie Frazier’s defense?

Yes, in the salad days leading up to training camp, Joe is scouring for Bucs news in places where there is no Bucs news. This is one of those cases. [read more]

Jameis Is Not “Hype”

July 20th, 2015
No hype.

No hype.

A week from Saturday begins the last stand of the Mike Glennon Mob. That’s when training camp opens and if the quarterback of the past and the quarterback of the future ever hopes to be the quarterback of the present and lead the Bucs, this will be his final shot.

That’s if you actually believe there is competition. [read more]

The Heat Is On

July 20th, 2015
Under heat.

Under heat.

When training camp begins a week from Saturday, it will be hot. No kidding, it is Florida.

But no, not just that. Bucs fans will be singed from the heat coming from “America’s Quarterback,” Bucs signal-caller Jameis Winston. [read more]

Morning Cup Of Joe From HootersCalendar.com

July 20th, 2015

hooters 2015.0720Start your day with the Morning Cup of Joe from HootersCalendar.com. And don’t forget to visit HootersCalendar.com for the 2015 calendar, amazing videos, pictures and cool gifts. It’s Joe’s second favorite website.

UCF defensive back shot early Sunday morning. He also Twittered photos from his hospital bed. #SocialMedia [TheBigLead]

Jets folks claim Leonard Williams has all but mastered the defense. How? He hasn’t even put pads on yet. [NFL]

Ben Roethlisberger: second-best quarterback in the NFL? [BSPN]

This is super cool: If you are an active or retired member of the Armed Forces, you can get two free tickets to any Rays home game the rest of the [regular] season. Bravo, Stu. Bravo! [RaysIndex]

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