Football Trust Is No. 1 Issue For Jameis Winston

July 27th, 2015

KoetterA former league MVP and star quarterback likes what he’s seen, heard — and not heard — from Jameis Winston, America’s Quarterback, this spring and summer. [read more]

Which Doug Martin Shows Up?

July 27th, 2015
Which Doug Martin shows up Saturday, the stud rookie or the ineffective veteran?

Which Doug Martin shows up Saturday, the stud rookie or the ineffective veteran?

Yes, today the Bucs rookies checked in to One Buc Palace and their fancy hotel. Sorry, Joe can’t get excited about guys making no less than six-figures (if they make the final-53) checking into a posh hotel. [read more]

Dive Into The All New JoeBucsFan.com Message Boards

Friday, July 31st, 2015

just-joe-300x265It’s here. The JoeBucsFan.com message boards are open for business.

Oh, what fun lies ahead.

Remember, you must register to comment. And Joe’s giving away all kinds of great prizes this month to be drawn at random, including game tickets and jerseys.

Click on Joe or the link above. And yes, if you’re banned from commenting here, then you’ll be banned there, too.

The Countdown: 20 Worst Buccaneers Personnel Moves Of The Past 10 Years — No. 3

July 27th, 2015

It’s the countdown feature you’ve all been waiting for. Not really, but on the heels of last year’s award-winning “20 Worst Buccaneers Of The Past 10 years” feature, Joe had to deliver.

A list like this is highly subjective and toxic. Fits of rage were common during production meetings at JoeBucsFan.com world headquarters. Scared interns soiled their pants. Full beer bottles were smashed, and a treasured Rachel Watson poster was accidently destroyed. But order was restored.

Current and former general managers and head coaches might not like what’s coming, but it had to be done. This is what happens when your team is 30-70 in its last 100 games. [read more]

Joe Joins Steve Duemig At 4 P.M. On WDAE-AM 620/95.3 FM

July 27th, 2015

It’s another edition of the “JoeBucsFan Hour” at 4 p.m today. Joe returns to the dean of Tampa Bay sports radio, Steve Duemig of WDAE-AM 620, to explore all things Bucs as training camp nears its kickoff.

Always a fun time!

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A Freeman Eulogy?

July 27th, 2015

josh freeman 1224aA big national voice slapped Josh Freeman for dedication issues and believes his release from the Dolphins last week is the end of the line. [read more]

History Suggests Improvement

July 27th, 2015
Recent history suggests a six-win season is a fair forecast for the Bucs.

Recent history suggests a six-win season is a fair forecast.

Joe rankles too many Bucs fans when stating a six-win season would show marked improvement for Tampa Bay.

That’s how bad this team was last year. [read more]

Jameis Is The Real Deal

July 27th, 2015
Stamp of approval from Anthony Becht.

Detailed stamp of approval from Anthony Becht.

You’ve heard from many that “America’s Quarterback,” Bucs signal-caller Jameis Winston, is a footballaholic. A gym rat of pigskin proportions. Lives, eats, sleeps and breathes football. [read more]

Morning Cup Of Joe From HootersCalendar.com

July 27th, 2015

hooters 2015.0727Start your day with the Morning Cup of Joe from HootersCalendar.com. And don’t forget to visit HootersCalendar.com for the 2015 calendar, amazing videos, pictures and cool gifts. It’s Joe’s second favorite website.

It seems Hulk Hogan doesn’t like a certain group of people banging his daughter. [National Enquirer]

That imbecile Cowturd shat all over Dominicans and was fired (many years too late). [TheBigLead]

Florida man chokes his chicken at McDonald’s drive-thru. Do people really get that excited over their fries? [WTXL]

Hot Dolphins cheerleader likes rifles. Something kinky about that. [Busted Coverage]

Stu doesn’t like offense. [RaysIndex]

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“You Really Don’t Get An Offseason”

July 26th, 2015

Jameis Bajakian

Jameis Winston, America’s Quarterback, is reporting for his first NFL training camp tomorrow, but that’s a mere formality. [read more]

Jameis Plays Word Games With Ira Kaufman

July 26th, 2015

Jameis rookieThe media circus is coming for Jameis Winston, and eye-RAH! Kaufman of The Tampa Tribune got training camp week rolling at Tropicana Field this afternoon. [read more]

Jameis Catches First Pitch

July 26th, 2015
Are the Rays scared of Jameis?

Are the Rays scared of Jameis?

Joe has mentioned now and then how “America’s Quarterback,” Bucs signal-caller Jameis Winston, has yet to throw out a first pitch at a Rays game. It just seems odd.

Well, today, as the Rays prepared to host the Orioles at the Fruitdome, Jameis actually joined in the first pitch. But he didn’t pitch. [read more]

Swimming Upstream

July 26th, 2015
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Data nerds hook a Buccaneer

Some Bucs fans like to look and root for long shots to make the roster. Of course, these long shots also are bottom-of-the-roster kind of guys, and Joe detailed what that means. [read more]

Jameis Winston, Rookies Report Tomorrow

July 26th, 2015

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Training camp week is here!

As the sun rises tomorrow, America’s Quarterback, Jameis Winston will return to work and revive the dreams of Bucs fans everywhere. [read more]

The Countdown: 20 Worst Buccaneers Personnel Moves Of The Past 10 Years — No. 4

July 26th, 2015

zuttahfaineIt’s the countdown feature you’ve all been waiting for. Not really, but on the heels of last year’s award-winning “20 Worst Buccaneers Of The Past 10 years” feature, Joe had to deliver.

A list like this is highly subjective and toxic. Fits of rage were common during production meetings at JoeBucsFan.com world headquarters. Scared interns soiled their pants. Full beer bottles were smashed, and a treasured Rachel Watson poster was accidently destroyed. But order was restored.

Current and former general managers and head coaches might not like what’s coming, but it had to be done. This is what happens when your team is 30-70 in its last 100 games. [read more]

High Praise For Lavonte David

July 26th, 2015

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Good Sunday morning to you all.

Joe has a surprise. Based on the intricate data Joe receives about readers and their patterns (Joe know exactly what fans like to read), Joe’s going to go all positive here, which is bad for business when the Bucs are losing. [read more]

Scary Dozens

July 25th, 2015
Bucs D-line coach Joe Cullen

Bucs D-line coach Joe Cullen

The Bucs tried hard in free agency but lost defensive end Trent Cole to the Colts.

Tampa Bay sniffed Greg Hardy long and hard, but he will roam the edge for the Cowboys. [read more]

Dancing On The Bubble

July 25th, 2015

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Throwing out the names of Garrett Gilkey and Robert Herron incites Bucs fans into various degrees of rage.

Shoot, even some thin-skinned fans grumble about the pride of Largo High School, cornerback Leonard Johnson. [read more]

The Countdown: 20 Worst Buccaneers Personnel Moves Of The Past 10 Years — No. 5

July 25th, 2015

Darrelle Revis 1125It’s the countdown feature you’ve all been waiting for. Not really, but on the heels of last year’s award-winning “20 Worst Buccaneers Of The Past 10 years” feature, Joe had to deliver.

A list like this is highly subjective and toxic. Fits of rage were common during production meetings at JoeBucsFan.com world headquarters. Scared interns soiled their pants. Full beer bottles were smashed, and a treasured Rachel Watson poster was accidently destroyed. But order was restored.

Current and former general managers and head coaches might not like what’s coming, but it had to be done. This is what happens when your team is 30-70 in its last 100 games. [read more]