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Monday, March 23rd, 2015

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“You Have To Take A Quarterback”

Monday, March 23rd, 2015
Former Bucs rock star general manager Mark Dominik again issued his plea for the Bucs to select a quarterback No. 1 overall next month.

Former Bucs rock star general manager Mark Dominik again issued his plea for the Bucs to select a quarterback No. 1 overall next month.

Joe just doesn’t get the trade down crowd. Not this year.

In a typical year, if one can find a suitor to dance with and get a decent return, go ahead and trade down to stock up on picks. (more…)

Days Numbered For Michael Koenen?

Monday, March 23rd, 2015

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Rarely does a day go by in which Joe doesn’t get the following two questions: 1. Why is Michael Koenen still on the roster? 2. Why hasn’t Koenen been cut?

Joe’s usual response is, “Why, are you losing a bet? The season doesn’t start for six months. What’s the rush?” (more…)

“They’re Really Devoid Of Leadership”

Monday, March 23rd, 2015

Mariota2Harsh words from a former Tampa Bay Buccaneer implied that the team can’t afford to draft University of Oregon quarterback Marcus Mariota. (more…)

Goodell Says Jameis Winston Called Shots

Monday, March 23rd, 2015

goodell-mccoyConspiracy theorists have had a great time believing NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell called The Smoking Man to make sure Jameis Winston doesn’t come to Chicago to attend the 2015 NFL Draft. (more…)

Morning Cup Of Joe From HootersCalendar.com

Monday, March 23rd, 2015

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Start your day with the Morning Cup of Joe from HootersCalendar.com. And don’t forget to visit HootersCalendar.com for the 2015 calendar, amazing videos, pictures and cool gifts. It’s Joe’s second favorite website.

Bucs news forthcoming.

Expect at least one NFL team in Los Angeles in 2016. [SI]

History of scouting. [NFL]

The nation is mired in a desperate shortage of clowns. [Commercial Appeal]

Pop-Tart donut sounds damned good. [Orange County Register]

What is on truTV when there’s no basketball? [Uproxxx]

This video of Cowboys cheerleaders in Cancun is very easy on the eyes but the audio will make you want to jam a pencil through your ears. [Dallas Cowboys]

Spring training playing time as a projection for regular-season use. [RaysIndex]

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Jameis Watch: Stay Home

Sunday, March 22nd, 2015

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Crab-legs-stealing, BB-gun-shooting, obscenity-hollering, Heisman-Trophy-winning, former national champion Jameis Winston, the pride of Florida State University, continues to look like a much better quarterback prospect than Mike Glennon.

It’s Joe’s daily nugget on the Jameis Watch, celebrating the best quarterback ever to wear No. 5 in the state of Florida. (more…)

Addressing Returner?

Sunday, March 22nd, 2015
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Might a Division II returner be the Bucs’ next main man?

One 2014 failure has yet to be addressed.

And yes, Joe considers cutting ghostly and ghastly Michael Johnson to be addressing the defensive end position via a glorious subtraction. (more…)

Dinner Time!

Sunday, March 22nd, 2015

Man, Joe sure will have a great dinner today at Pete & Shorty’s in Clearwater. Check out the menu.

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Moore Could Surprise

Sunday, March 22nd, 2015
The spreadsheeters really like the signing of cornerback Sterling Moore by the Bucs.

The spreadsheeters really like the Bucs’ signing of former Cowboys cornerback Sterling Moore.

The signing of Sterling Moore was met with a big yawn by many Bucs fans before they checked their phones for the tip off time of the next NCAA hoops game, cursing under their breath about Greg Hardy. (more…)

Free Agents Know Lovie

Sunday, March 22nd, 2015

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From fan feedback Joe received about free agency, there is disappointment because the Bucs didn’t go big-name hunting again. (more…)

Premature Jocularity?

Saturday, March 21st, 2015

premature jocularityJoe himself is an entrepreneur. Therefore, Joe likes those who have that spirit of creativity and uniqueness to make a few shekels for themselves. (more…)

Sterling Moore Is Eyeing The Outside

Saturday, March 21st, 2015

NFL: Dallas Cowboys at Washington RedskinsThe newest Buccaneer, Sterling Moore, has big goals.

His interest goes beyond the nickel cornerback role he played for the Cowboys last year. (more…)

Jameis Watch: “It’s Cut And Dry”

Saturday, March 21st, 2015

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Crab-legs-stealing, BB-gun-shooting, obscenity-hollering, Heisman-Trophy-winning, former national champion Jameis Winston, the pride of Florida State University, continues to look like a much better quarterback prospect than Mike Glennon.

It’s Joe’s daily nugget on the Jameis Watch, celebrating the best quarterback ever to wear No. 5 in the state of Florida. (more…)

30 Days Until Glennon Takes The Field

Saturday, March 21st, 2015

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Barring a change in plans, Tampa Bay will report back One Buc Palace in 30 days. Attendance is taken, physicals are performed, and practice and study begin with Dirk Koetter’s shiny new playbook. (more…)

Free Agent Approach 2015

Saturday, March 21st, 2015

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Joe gets it a lot: folks asking why the Bucs don’t sign this guy or that guy.

Understandable. Fans, kicked in the nuts annually in recent years, desperately want the Bucs to improve so they can look forward to Sundays and good football for a refreshing change. (more…)

Las Vegas Does Not Like Bucs

Friday, March 20th, 2015

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You know the Bucs have a long, long, long road to travel and mountains to climb before we soberly can discuss the Bucs and the Super Bowl in the same sentence.

When a team is 2-14, that is about as far away from a Super Bowl as one can get.

Off the top of Joe’s head, the only position group the Bucs may have that’s better than the team that lost the Super Bowl, the Seahawks, would be wide receiver. (more…)

Picking Flowers

Friday, March 20th, 2015

FlowersThere’s a new draft guru in town, and he played years for the Buccaneers.

When pressed for a Tampa Bay second-round pick on the offensive line, this guy moved his chips all in for Ereck Flowers, the gargantuan out of Miami. (more…)