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Bucs news forthcoming.
Alabama man enters hospital for a procedure and has his penis surgically amputated by mistake. [AP]
Joe realizes cops have rotten jobs and they have to deal with all types of parasites, but this is out of hand. [TheBigLead]
It’s time people begin taking matters into their own hands. If your friend/relative is stupid enough to have a wedding in the football season, then they should not expect you to attend. This practice of weddings during football season is not only rude, but crass (no, bye weeks don’t count). [Eleven Warriors]
So let Joe get this straight: To try to dodge a traffic ticket, you call 911 and report you are about to get gunned down in an attempted murder? Creative, yes, but really ignorant. [Brevard Times]
The winning streak is so Rays. [RaysIndex]