“Body Snatchers” Took Down BucsOctober 2nd, 2012
One of the worst things Joe did as a young child was watch Invasion of the Body Snatchers when it arrived on broadcast television.
It scared the snot out of Joe. All those chilling pod people and Leonard Nimoy out of his Spock role.
It seems that this classic movie also left an impression on the leader of the New Schiano Order.
Speaking on his radio show Monday on WDAE-AM 620, Greg Schiano referred to the Bucs jumping offsides twice on the Redskins’ second scoring drive as a mystery only explained by extraterrestrial activities.
“The second score, you know, it’s 4th-and-1 we jump and then it’s 3rd-and-1 and we jump on the same drive. I mean that’s just not us,” Schiano said. “I don’t know if we had the invasion of the body snatchers because I don’t know who that was out there.”
Unfortunately, Joe suspects body snatchers were not involved because body-snatcher clones were very stoic and unemotional and not the type to jump offsides on key plays. Also, the Bucs have been racking up stupid penalties all season.