Ball Slappin’ Lovie Smith

August 11th, 2015

lovie 0912Here’s a great look at what Lovie Smith likes to do behind the scenes in training camp. [read more]

The Henry Melton X-File

August 11th, 2015
What are the Bucs up to with Henry Melton?

What are the Bucs up to with Henry Melton?

Now we can add two more factors to the growing Henry Melton mystery.

Damn, Joe’s waiting for Gillian Anderson to emerge on the training camp sidelines. [read more]

“It’s Shocking Me, As Well.”

August 11th, 2015
Leslie Frazier and company are surprising

Leslie Frazier and company are surprising

If you’re looking for fourth-year cornerback Leonard Johnson at Bucs practice, he’s likely he’s within three feet of Tampa Bay’s dedicated nickel cornerback coach Larry Marmie.

They’re often alone, which is a bit of a surprise to Joe and a member of the Buccaneers’ defensive backs corps. [read more]

The Wrath Of Kwon

August 11th, 2015
Rookie Kwon Alexander making a big push to start at MLB.

Rookie Kwon Alexander making a big push to start at MLB. Photo courtesy of Buccaneers.com.

Be on the lookout, Bucs fans. It seems a new middle linebacker may be pushing his way into the forefront of your Bucs viewing pleasure.

And his name is Kwon Alexander. [read more]

Jameis Winston = Aaron Rodgers?

August 11th, 2015
A certain NFL center compared "America's Quarterback" to superstar Aaron Rodgers.

A certain NFL center compared “America’s Quarterback” to Packers superstar Aaron Rodgers.

It’s no secret how terribly irked Joe was by the tough-guy front Bucs center Evan Smith was giving “America’s Quarterback,” Bucs signal-caller Jameis Winston.

The longer time went on, the more hints emerged that there was rancor between the two, even from offensive coordinator Dirk Koetter. [read more]

“55 Club”

August 11th, 2015
Time to join the club, Lavonte.

Time to join the club, Lavonte.

Joe never imagined seeing another Derrick Brooks prowling the sidelines for the Bucs.

Then along came the closest thing Joe has seen to Brooks. That man is Bucs linebacker Lavonte David. [read more]

Bucs Sign DT Tony McDaniel

August 10th, 2015
Bucs signed free agent DT Tony McDaniel today, formerly with the Seahawks.

Bucs signed free agent DT Tony McDaniel, formerly with the Seahawks.

Well, maybe Da’Quan Bowers hasn’t worked out in his second life with the Bucs after all? [read more]

Power Structure Muted Logan Mankins

August 10th, 2015

McCownlaughHere’s a big ol’ shining light on the mess of the 2014 Bucs. And it might explain why Josh McCown got excommunicated so quickly after the season ended. [read more]

Jason Licht Salutes Mark Dominik

August 10th, 2015
Current Bucs GM Jason Licht gives his predecessor a shoutout.

Current Bucs GM Jason Licht gives his predecessor a shoutout.

Bucs fans love to loathe former rock star general manager Mark Dominik.

Joe thinks this is hilarious for several reasons, the biggest is that the tandem of Chucky/Bruce Almighty were absolutely and horrendously rotten at player evaluation, so much so that the duo was likely worse than the much-maligned Matt Millen. [read more]

David To Be Used More

August 10th, 2015
Seems Lovie Smith plans to use LB Lavonte David in more ways this fall.

Seems Lovie Smith plans to use LB Lavonte David in more ways this fall.

Refreshing and heartwarming words from Bucs coach Lovie Smith today when the Bucs held a press conference to formally announce Bucs stud linebacker Lavonte David has been inked to a new pact. [read more]

Freakout: Cam Throws Pick, Brawls

August 10th, 2015
Stinking Panthers QB Cam Newton goes mental after throwing a pick in practice today.

Stinking Panthers QB Cam Newton goes mental after throwing a pick in practice today.

Since Bucs fans somehow have become hypersensitive about interceptions in practice, Joe has decided to offer stories on established star quarterbacks throwing picks in practice. [read more]

Jackson Drops The “L” Word On Jameis Winston

August 10th, 2015

Jameisrookie4Joe realizes there is a fringe faction of Bucs fans that wants to see Jameis Winston, America’s Quarterback, shut up and know his place as a rookie.

And half of those lunatics think Jameis should be in a fair competition with Mike Glennon for a starting gig. [read more]

Video: Jameis & VJax Torch 2nd-Team Defense

August 10th, 2015

vincent jackson 0804What’s more soothing at lunchtime than America’s Quarterback, Jameis Winston, connecting for a touchdown with Vincent Jackson?

Joe can think of a few things, but this is still loads of fun. [read more]

Titans Watch: 34 More Days

August 10th, 2015

Ken Whisenhunt, Marcus MariotaJoe’s already called opening day against the Tennessee Titans on Sept. 13 in Tampa a “must-win.”

It’s not a must-win for the standings. Duh. But it is necessary for the psyche of a fanbase that’s hasn’t seen a home victory since 2013, and compares Jameis Winston to Marcus Mariota. [read more]

Sterling Moore Backs “Third Or Fourth Cousin” Claim

August 10th, 2015
New Bucs cornerback Sterling Moore

New Bucs cornerback Sterling Moore

Lovie Smith is going to stop you in your tracks if you tell him his defense is just like the one his great friend Rod Marinelli and the Dallas Cowboys are playing. [read more]

Gerald McCoy vs. Peter King

August 10th, 2015

peter king 0810

Urinal picture-taking, video game-playing, Taylor Swift-listening, pickpocket-thwartingBucs-uniform-frowningAllie-LaForce-smittenBig-Ten-Network-hatingpedestrian-bumpingolive oil-lappingpopcorn-munchingcoffee-slurpingfried-chicken-eatingoatmeal-lovingcircle-jerkingbeer-chuggingcricket-watchingscone-loathingcollege football-naïvebaseball-box-score-readingNPR-honkfilthy-hotel-stayingfight-instigatingbarista-training Peter King, Lord of theMMQB.com and keyboard-tapper for Sports Illustrated, and yakker for NBC Sports, recently came to One Buc Palace for a drive-by hit on reporting from Bucs training camp, and he decided to take on Gerald McCoy in a game of Madden. [read more]

A Confident Ali Marpet Emerges

August 10th, 2015

MarpetAs a general manager with a shaky offensive line, it takes strong manhood to draft a Division III offensive lineman in the second round, and then try and convert the guy from left tackle to right guard with a goal of starting as a rookie.

But Bucs GM Jason Licht didn’t hesitate in May, and now Marpet Madness is sweeping One Buc Palace and JoeBucsFan.com world headquarters. [read more]

Looking Good

August 10th, 2015

This is the season of the notorious question, “Who is looking good?”

Joe gets it all the time in August. All the time. Joe’s knee-jerk reaction is to mention a Bucs cheerleader of the past. However, these questions are about Bucs players in training camp. [read more]

Aura Of “America’s Quarterback”

August 10th, 2015
The spotlight is on. Photo courtesy of Buccaneers.com.

The spotlight is on. Photo courtesy of Buccaneers.com.

Joe has typed the following before, but still some readers refuse to believe.

You know the type: members of the flat earth society who believe you can win a Super Bowl with an archaic, run-first offense with no quarterback to speak of. [read more]