Morning Cup Of Joe

May 10th, 2023

Welcome to your Morning Cup of Joe, an eye-opener to help Joe’s readers ease into their busy workday with a few football links, wacky news and a pleasant distraction.

Distraction of the Day

Pat Mahomes getting a new contract (already)? [PFT]

Predicting the best games of 2023. [CBS]

Skip Bayless is “crushed’ the Cowboys didn’t draft this guy. [FOX Sports]

Four teams that deserve prime time games this fall. [NFL]

If this was the NFL, how many guys would NFL strongman Roger Goodell throw out of the league? [TikTok]

Joe is late to the party on this, but Cam Newton claims his dreads are keeping him out of the NFL. Well, if you really believe that Cam, then you’d get rid of the dreads. Or do you value that bird’s nest more than your football career (what’s left of it)? And if the latter is true, then quit your yappin’ about how you can’t get a job in the NFL. Dummy. [New York Post]

The A’s may have jumped the gun in announcing a move to Vegas. [BroBible]

Does the NCAA have a gambling problem? [Outkick]

Charles Barkley doesn’t like listening to games on radio. [Awful Announcing]

Now that’s not very nice. LOL [TikTok]

14 Responses to “Morning Cup Of Joe”

  1. Leopold Stotch Says:

    From what I heard on FSR’s Brady Quinn, is that he’ll wait for Burrow and Herbert’s contracts and then go to the table and be like, I need more money. He gave a very nice discount and long term deal to the Chiefs, on top of them drafting phenomenally. His cash flow is not as high as one would expect, so that’s what it would most likely be. It’ll get done and everyone in KC will be happy.

    Cam Newton is a moron who is washed and is just done. No one cares about his hair, hes an idiot who relied on his athleticism too much his entire career. Never became a reliable 3rd and long passer and got old for his play style. At this point him throwing that excuse is desperate and sad.

  2. Leighroy Says:

    Cam is grasping for straws. But to be fair, the good ol boys have never been a fan of his style since he began tucking a Gatorade towel over his head and into his shoulder pads on the sidelines.

  3. garro Says:

    8 p.m. ET…. Gave up on “Prime Time” games many years ago. It affected my real world work performance way too much to stay up that late.

    What with all the necessary game time aids. Game finish 11:30 if I was lucky, float home somehow after winding down the umm ….game aids. 1:00 AM home ETA was not conducive to being able to maintain consistent employment. Lucky for me I learned how to program the old VCR 🙂

  4. garro Says:

    Poor Cam
    The victim of reality yet again.
    You are not alone Cam lots of asshats can’t get a job in the NFL.

  5. garro Says:

    So glad the Gators sent him packing back in the day.

  6. garro Says:

    The packed stadium bounce thing. I am already in the parking lot contemplating the collective stupidity of humanity.

  7. Ultra ClodHopper Says:

    There’s so many reasons to hate Cam. The hair isn’t very high on the list but its on the list. However he’s been enjoyable the last few years. You never hear about him anymore except every once in a while when he pops his head up to give us a jolt of schadenfreude. And for that, I thank you, Mr. Newton.

  8. Jeff’s grandpa Says:

    He din du nuffin

  9. Marine Buc Says:

    Cam Newton’s hair looks like a poo emoji sitting on top of his head…

  10. gp Says:

    It actually IS rocket science.
    The pressure washer vid has been proven fake several times over.

  11. Hunter's Crack Pipe Says:

    gp Says:
    “The pressure washer vid has been proven fake several times over.”

    You can see that he has a harness under his clothing. His jacket settles a bit as his feet hit the ground. Coincidentally, he just happens to be standing right in front of a construction lift.

    It is a cool video, though.

  12. unbelievable Says:

    lol you can literally something gray attached to him behind his head / neck area… Which is prob why they’re trying to frame his head out of the shot the whole time…

  13. Jmarkbuc Says:

    The forklift might be a dead give away?

  14. HA-HA-HA Says:

    Back in the day, the University of Wisconsin Band stopped playing the Beer Barrel Polka until engineers certified Camp Tandem Stadium would not collapse from the jumping.