Morning Cup Of Joe
May 10th, 2023
Welcome to your Morning Cup of Joe, an eye-opener to help Joe’s readers ease into their busy workday with a few football links, wacky news and a pleasant distraction.
Pat Mahomes getting a new contract (already)? [PFT]
Predicting the best games of 2023. [CBS]
Skip Bayless is “crushed’ the Cowboys didn’t draft this guy. [FOX Sports]
Four teams that deserve prime time games this fall. [NFL]
If this was the NFL, how many guys would NFL strongman Roger Goodell throw out of the league? [TikTok]
Joe is late to the party on this, but Cam Newton claims his dreads are keeping him out of the NFL. Well, if you really believe that Cam, then you’d get rid of the dreads. Or do you value that bird’s nest more than your football career (what’s left of it)? And if the latter is true, then quit your yappin’ about how you can’t get a job in the NFL. Dummy. [New York Post]
The A’s may have jumped the gun in announcing a move to Vegas. [BroBible]
Does the NCAA have a gambling problem? [Outkick]
Charles Barkley doesn’t like listening to games on radio. [Awful Announcing]
Now that’s not very nice. LOL [TikTok]
What’s going on here? #golfcoursemaintenance pic.twitter.com/EtZInZbWE3
— Turf Today⛳️ (@turftoday) May 5, 2023
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— OddIy Terrifying (@OTerrifying) April 27, 2023
May 10th, 2023 at 4:07 am
From what I heard on FSR’s Brady Quinn, is that he’ll wait for Burrow and Herbert’s contracts and then go to the table and be like, I need more money. He gave a very nice discount and long term deal to the Chiefs, on top of them drafting phenomenally. His cash flow is not as high as one would expect, so that’s what it would most likely be. It’ll get done and everyone in KC will be happy.
Cam Newton is a moron who is washed and is just done. No one cares about his hair, hes an idiot who relied on his athleticism too much his entire career. Never became a reliable 3rd and long passer and got old for his play style. At this point him throwing that excuse is desperate and sad.
May 10th, 2023 at 5:34 am
Cam is grasping for straws. But to be fair, the good ol boys have never been a fan of his style since he began tucking a Gatorade towel over his head and into his shoulder pads on the sidelines.
May 10th, 2023 at 7:25 am
8 p.m. ET…. Gave up on “Prime Time” games many years ago. It affected my real world work performance way too much to stay up that late.
What with all the necessary game time aids. Game finish 11:30 if I was lucky, float home somehow after winding down the umm ….game aids. 1:00 AM home ETA was not conducive to being able to maintain consistent employment. Lucky for me I learned how to program the old VCR 🙂
May 10th, 2023 at 7:32 am
Poor Cam
The victim of reality yet again.
You are not alone Cam lots of asshats can’t get a job in the NFL.
May 10th, 2023 at 7:33 am
So glad the Gators sent him packing back in the day.
May 10th, 2023 at 7:37 am
The packed stadium bounce thing. I am already in the parking lot contemplating the collective stupidity of humanity.
May 10th, 2023 at 7:42 am
There’s so many reasons to hate Cam. The hair isn’t very high on the list but its on the list. However he’s been enjoyable the last few years. You never hear about him anymore except every once in a while when he pops his head up to give us a jolt of schadenfreude. And for that, I thank you, Mr. Newton.
May 10th, 2023 at 8:12 am
He din du nuffin
May 10th, 2023 at 9:56 am
Cam Newton’s hair looks like a poo emoji sitting on top of his head…
May 10th, 2023 at 10:01 am
It actually IS rocket science.
The pressure washer vid has been proven fake several times over.
May 10th, 2023 at 12:44 pm
gp Says:
“The pressure washer vid has been proven fake several times over.”
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You can see that he has a harness under his clothing. His jacket settles a bit as his feet hit the ground. Coincidentally, he just happens to be standing right in front of a construction lift.
It is a cool video, though.
May 10th, 2023 at 2:50 pm
lol you can literally something gray attached to him behind his head / neck area… Which is prob why they’re trying to frame his head out of the shot the whole time…
May 10th, 2023 at 4:43 pm
The forklift might be a dead give away?
May 10th, 2023 at 10:00 pm
Back in the day, the University of Wisconsin Band stopped playing the Beer Barrel Polka until engineers certified Camp Tandem Stadium would not collapse from the jumping.