Morning Cup Of Joe

April 27th, 2023

Welcome to your Morning Cup of Joe, an eye-opener to help Joe’s readers ease into their busy workday with a few football links, wacky news and a pleasant distraction.

Distraction of the Day

Barring getting franchise-tagged, defensive end Chase Young will be a free agent in the spring of 2024. [Washington Post]

Bradley Chubb drooling to get a shot at drama queen Aaron Rodgers. [PFT]

Most surprising No. 1 picks the past 20 years. [CBS]

Titans getting a new crib. [NFL]

Crunch. [TikTok]

To give you an idea how “this Joe” is so detached now from baseball and BSPN, apparently BSPN fired its Yankees reporter yesterday for having a potty mouth (Is Lovie Smith her supervisor?). Yesterday was the first time Joe ever saw her and had never heard of her. Funny part is the reporter this ex-BSPNer cussed out happened to be married to an MLB vice president. It’s not what you know, but who you know, honey. [Outkick]

Colorado’s bad players and parents of bad players peeved at Deion Sanders for pushing them out the door. Like Deion said, you clowns won one game last year. Welcome to the real world. Perform or get out. [Bro Bible]

Dude had to be single, right? [Instagram]

Duct-tape-bikini-wearing Arkansas woman accused of luring wild deer into her house where she fed them meth and trained the creatures to attack other animals. Woman was arrested while disassembling a stolen clock radio (?). [AP]

AI glasses that can read lips. [Fast Company]

Even sharks are just part of the food chain. [TikTok]

7 Responses to “Morning Cup Of Joe”

  1. Brandon Says:

    How did you miss the fact that the Arkansas woman feeding meth to deer was satire, Joe? It states it all over the linked article.

  2. Lt. Dan Says:

    “Most surprising No. 1 picks the past 20 years.” The arrogant Eli Manning fiasco! I remember it well. Mario Williams over Reggie Bush…that’s another one. I LOVE the annual selection show!

  3. Tim Says:

    Those Goliath Groupers are no joke man.

  4. RustyRhinos Says:

    That 1 game won in Colorado is more than Deion has won at Colorado… Until he gets win number 2 he is just the same as the players from last season…

  5. SB Says:

    ” It’s not what you know, but who you know, honey.”
    I am sure she is thinking it is about who you bl0w.

  6. Jason Says:

    The give away was that it said Arkansas Woman and not Florida Woman. Otherwise it probably would’ve been true. Lol.

  7. Says:

    Joe, Joe, Joe. Come on now. Did you even read the article you posted? Why are you assuming all the parents and players are upset for being let go? Let me tell you what’s really going on. The players are ticked off because they’re not being granted access to their film. If true, Sanders is showing a lack of honor & respect towards them. In fact, a wide receiver excelled in the spring game and decided to enter the portal. And on top of that, a DB who was being depended on for next season and was in the 2-deep depth chart also decided to enter the portal before the spring game. And what does Prime do? He whines about them quitting on the team. Not everyone that’s leaving is upset for being forced out. Maybe, just maybe, the players realized that Prime isn’t the right fit for them and decided to cut their losses early on instead of dragging out a hopeless situation. 🤷🏾‍♂️