Morning Cup Of Joe

March 27th, 2020

Welcome to your Morning Cup of Joe, an eye-opener to help Joe’s readers ease into their busy workday with a few football links, wacky news and a pleasant distraction.

Distraction of the Day

SATIRE: Tom Brady awakens from a week-long bender to find out he signed with the Bucs. [The Onion]

Ravens president thinks all OTAs and minicamps will be canceled this year; teams won’t return until training camp in July (maybe). [Baltimore Sun]

Eric Dickerson is leading a vocal group of outraged Rams fans to ditch the new Rams logo and return to the classic Rams horns logo. He says the new logo looks like a penis. [TMZ]

The draft will proceed as scheduled. [NFL]

Lamar Jackson suing Amazon. [CBS]

Naked couple found wrestling outside Clearwater Mall. Alcohol was involved (of course). [WFLA]

Stocks see biggest gains in nearly 90 years. [CNBC]

Airlines want a bailout; feds want a piece of the airlines in return. It’s only fair. [Wall Street Journal]

With the world working from home thanks to the corona, the internet is getting crushed. [DNYUZ]

Army is begging veterans in the healthcare industry to return to duty. [Military]

Small potatoes actor jailed by FBI for selling a cure for the corona. [Hollywood Reporter]

Realtime coronavirus pandemic map. [Coronavirus]

3 Responses to “Morning Cup Of Joe”

  1. 2020 Year of the GOAT Says:

    Florida’s COVID-19 Data and Surveillance Dashboard
    Florida Department of Health, Division of Disease Control and Health Protection

    Sorry, but Joe can’t verify where the link goes and isn’t about to click on it. So Joe deleted it. –Joe

  2. Says:

    Ram logo does look like a penis.

  3. 2020 Year of the GOAT Says:

    i understand ………. Florida’s COVID-19 Data and Surveillance Dashboard…. maybe you should google it seperately …. good info on virus


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