Morning Cup Of Joe

March 26th, 2020

Welcome to your Morning Cup of Joe, an eye-opener to help Joe’s readers ease into their busy workday with a few football links, wacky news and a pleasant distraction.

Distraction of the Day

What position group is making the most coin in free agency? [NFL]

Questionable signings. [USA Today]

Workers at Raiders new stadium come down with the corona. [PFT]

If BOB is even thinking of trading Deshaun Watson to the Patriots, he needs to be tested for the corona. [CBS]

Start the baseball season on July 1 and have the postseason in December at neutral sites in Southern California and domed stadiums (Texas and Florida)? Someone is using their noggin.’ [The Big Lead]

NHL delays its June draft for the corona. June! [NHL]

No hoarding: Kentucky couple stopped from buying over 500 cans of Mountain Dew. [Pop Culture]

The corona doesn’t give a damn who you are. [WTSP]

What the coronavirus does to your lungs. This ain’t no flu. [WFLA]

Some hospitals may tell you AMF if you come in with a bad case of the corona. [Anchorage Daily News]

Social distancing could kill rural America for good. [AP]

Job websites crashing under the stress from waves of newly unemployed. [Yahoo! Finance]

Realtime coronavirus pandemic map. [Coronavirus]

19 Responses to “Morning Cup Of Joe”

  1. ClodHopper Says:

    Wonder if that Kentucky couple knows diabetes is one of the conditions that makes the virus more lethal.

  2. Buddhaboy19 Says:

    why would hospitals tell you AMF if there is a medicine cocktail that works. ?


    has worked in nearly 100% of cases . Look it up.
    The fake news will say it isn’t working, but it is.

  3. JBone Says:

    Says Dr. BuddhaBoy of the CDC. Just stop. Talk about the Bucs

  4. unbelievable Says:

    Lol, it has def not worked 100% of the time, but has def shown a high success rate. And that’s exactly what has been reported by the media.

    Lol some of you are so brainwashed to parrot fake talking points.

  5. ClodHopper Says:

    What’s the difference between “nearly 100%” and “high success rate?” Looks awfully nit picky to me.

  6. Imon Says:

    There are exactly 4372894792387493 sites on the net to discuss this illusionary quack GARBAGE! Get the heck off and go there!

  7. HowToSpellRhonde Says:

    Anything Sean Hannity says is 100% fact.

  8. ClodHopper Says:

    Don’t mean to get in the way here but this is only a democrat presidential candidate news company parroting Chinese propaganda saying 45 is wrong about those drugs.

    Yes the media is telling the truth now. After days of reluctance

  9. ClodHopper Says:

    I better add the word “former” before the nit pickers zero in on that one insignificant error.

  10. HowToSpellRhonde Says:

    “We’re going very substantially down, not up.” Less than a month ago

  11. HowToSpellRhonde Says:

    “I think we’re doing a really good job in this country at keeping it down… a tremendous job at keeping it down.” Less than a month ago

  12. HowToSpellRhonde Says:

    “It’s a very contagious virus, it’s incredible, but it’s something we have tremendous control of.” Two weeks ago

  13. ClodHopper Says:

    “Crap!!! I see facts. 🚨deflect🚨deflect🚨deflect”

  14. HowToSpellRhonde Says:

    Who are you quoting, bootlicker? “” < These things have a purpose.
    You’re immune system compromised from all the horsesh!t you’re swallowing? You are a delusional idiot if you think this is under control. God, i’m such a loser just talking to you. Such a waste. My time. Your pathetic existence.

  15. ClodHopper Says:

    You not understanding is the least surprising part of my day. And I was up for the sunrise.

  16. ClodHopper Says:

    I’ll help you. I was quoting your inner monologue, because reading your simple brain is easier than reading a children’s book with large print.

  17. HowToSpellRhonde Says:

    You put meth into your brain. It probably resembles fried applesauce now. What’s your level of education? Did you even finish high school? I bet you did not. You probably got your ged from a juvenile jail. You are the lowest form of being in existence. You lived your life like and act like low-life trash. You are scum of life. I can’t take that away from you.

  18. ClodHopper Says:

    You can’t put meth into your brain, idiot. You put it in your nose or lungs. Good gawd you’re dumb. *What it’s like talking to you

  19. HowToSpellRhonde Says:

    take care of yourself


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