Morning Cup Of Joe

March 25th, 2020

Welcome to your Morning Cup of Joe, an eye-opener to help Joe’s readers ease into their busy workday with a few football links, wacky news and a pleasant distraction.

Distraction of the Day

NFL shuts down all team facilities due to the coronavirus pandemic. [PFT]

NFL GMs want to push the draft back. Smart. [CBS]

Questionable signings. [USA Today]

Dude pulls out a sword and starts chasing his neighbor after being told to turn down his music. [WFLA]

SWAT team called out on man who barricaded himself inside a building. Joe thought we all were supposed to practice social distancing? What gives? [WTSP]

One corona patient can infect up to 59,000 people. [Daily Mail]

Florida governor peeved New Yorkers are bringing the corona down here with them. [The Hour]

Pentagon believes the coronavirus pandemic will last for months. [Yahoo! News]

Necessity is the mother of invention. [New York Post]

Heads-up Amazon customers. [The Sun]

Realtime coronavirus pandemic map. [Coronavirus]

11 Responses to “Morning Cup Of Joe”

  1. Rod Munch Says:

    Why is it smart to push back the draft? If the draft happens as scheduled it will be the highest rated draft in the history of TV, and could be the highest rated non-SB to ever air. With no other sports on anywhere, who isn’t turning it on, no matter what sport they like?

    The world must go on – if we change our ways, then the COVID wins.

    Also I’ve always said on this board that the yankee trash would be the end of us… and now look! NOW LOOK!!!!

  2. Joe Says:

    Why is it smart to push back the draft?

    Allow Vegas to have their show as originally planned. That town has been ravaged financially by the corona.

  3. HowToSpellRhonde Says:

    @ Rod Munch

    What makes you so special to call people “yankee trash”? You think you’re so special because you aren’t a yankee and have a name resembling male fellatio? What will be the end of you just might be deserving.

  4. Says:

    Boober Eats would be popular in Dale Mabry…

  5. ClodHopper Says:

    Dang. Someone has more in common with 45 than previously thought. Must be a New York thing. 😂

  6. HowToSpellRhonde Says:

    I’m not a fraud, fake or charlatan. I’m a gd American. It’s one thing to personally insult a pos for being a pos, it’s another to sh!t on a whole your fellow citizens for where they reside.

  7. Just Sayin’ Says:

    I’m not sure that Las Vegas is the group that I’m feeling most sorry for in all of this damage to the economy done by covid

  8. ClodHopper Says:

    That’s the same thing Drumph says #NewYorkValues

  9. HowToSpellRhonde Says:


  10. ClodHopper Says:


    Same thing your dear leader calls Schiff. #BirdsOfAFeather

  11. topdoggie Says:

    “One corona patient can infect up to 59,000 people.” Ummm no one patient has infected 536,615 and counting. So basically one patient can infect a billion or more.


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