Morning Cup Of Joe

February 14th, 2020

Welcome to your Morning Cup of Joe, an eye-opener to help Joe’s readers ease into their busy workday with a few football links, wacky news and a pleasant distraction.

Distraction of the Day

So who is floating Matthew Stafford trade rumors? [PFT]

Chargers again try to claim Tyrod Taylor will do just fine as a starting quarterback. Has someone not tipped off the Chargers they now play in Los Angeles, not sleepy San Diego? You don’t attract buzz in the City of Angels with Tyrod Taylor. Only crickets and apathy. [CBS]

Columnist for the league’s house organ blasts the Bucs uniforms as “among the NFL’s ghastlier getups of recent years.” [NFL]

XFL coach already angry about his playcalls being broadcast live on network TV. Is there a more paranoid subspecies of humans than football coaches? Deal with it dude. Worry about your team, eh? [TheBigLead]

Auburn reject now at Eastern Kentucky — sound familiar Bucs fans? — tries to body slam a cop. Video style! Funny that the dispatcher was at the scene. Joe is just guessing any time you lift a cop into the air, you are choosing to have a rotten day. [TMZ]

Play golf if you don’t want to be stressed out, researchers say. Man, what a boring-arse game! [Daily Mail]

Model claims she was booted off dating app for being too hot. Big Apple publication takes a closer look. [New York Post]

Drunken airline passenger forced plane to make an emergency after he ate his cell phone. [Newsweek]

One Response to “Morning Cup Of Joe”

  1. Sport Says:

    Joe – surprised your not pining for this guy to be drafted by the Bucs. Wife/girlfriend beaters are your thing, why not add cops to that list.

    In BA I Trust!