Morning Cup Of Joe

February 12th, 2020

Welcome to your Morning Cup of Joe, an eye-opener to help Joe’s readers ease into their busy workday with a few football links, wacky news and a pleasant distraction.

Distraction of the Day

Shad Khan claims he has an “embarrassment of riches” with quarterbacks on his roster. Boy, the guy really is trying to get out of Jacksonville, isn’t he? [PFT]

If Chargers GM Tom Telesco really thinks he can replace Philip Rivers with Tyrod Taylor, he needs to check himself into the nearby Betty Ford Clinic. [CBS]

Tua’s family scared the Lions may draft him. [Miami Herald]

Raiders’ Jonathan Abrams living large last week; jacked about playing in Vegas. [TMZ]

Butler University bans all faculty and students from placing bets on its sports teams in legal-sports gambling Indiana. Good luck enforcing that. Guessing a good lawyer will have a field day with that rule. [Indianapolis Star]

Defenseman for defending Stanley Cup champions has a “cardiac episode” in middle of a game, collapsed on bench and had to be wheeled out. [KMOX]

Dude gets freight-trained by a deer. Personal foul, unnecessary roughness. Deer left its feet. Video style! [New York Post]

Nothing emphasizes a shakedown quite like using the word “naked.” [WTVT]

Some jerk is shooting dolphins off of Naples. [Miami Herald]

4 Responses to “Morning Cup Of Joe”

  1. Barack's Crack Pipe Says:

    From the PFT link: “Minshew threw 21 touchdowns, six interceptions and posted a 91.2 passer rating…”

    Must be nice!

  2. Barack's Crack Pipe Says:


    Bad CBS link.

  3. Morgus the Magnificent Says:

    Bad links becoming a habit, Joe?

  4. AlteredEgo Says: Your comment is awaiting moderation. Says:

    I really feel sorry for the Joes this time of year….