Morning Cup Of Joe

January 15th, 2020

Welcome to your Morning Cup of Joe, an eye-opener to help Joe’s readers ease into their busy workday with a few football links, wacky news and a pleasant distraction.

Distraction of the Day

Cops rip Antonio Brown; give back his donation. [TMZ]

Lost in the wake of the Luke Kuechly news was that Antonio Gates retired yesterday, too. [PFT]

LSU offensive coordinator Joe Brady flips to the Stinking Panthers. [CBS]

The 49ers are the NFL’s answer to the WWE. [USA Today]

America tuned in to watch LSU beat Clemson in record numbers. We live in a football world. The sooner people realize this, the better off we will all be. [Deadline]

Woman busted for making a bomb in Tampa Walmart. Yes, as always, Walmart is a magnet for freaks. [WFLA]

Ah yes, the old having-a-problem-with-the-zipper trick. See what Instagram does to people? [WFTS]

A real life Steve Austin. [Daily Star]

5 Responses to “Morning Cup Of Joe”

  1. Ghost of Darrell Henderson Says:

    Great idea for click bait.

    Have an article headed with, “Brady to the Stinking Panthers! OMG!!

  2. MadMax Says:

    AB is a serious raci!st POS! Hope he stays out of the nfl!

  3. firethecannons Says:

    Joe or any followers–if you get a chance, check out this running back from Boston College, I think he’d look great as a Buc. I never see him being dealt in first round mocks.Came from the draft network. Good story too.https://thedraftnetwork.com/articles/5-play-prospect–boston-college-rb-a.j.-dillon

  4. Mike Johnson Says:

    Yeper Joe..we live in this crazy football world. I’m just tryin to figure out how to win a court case against my beloved Bucs for my…alcoholism! I’m being forced..to drink every Sunday just to stomach Jameis..Will it work?

  5. Joe Says:

    I’m just tryin to figure out how to win a court case against my beloved Bucs for my…alcoholism! I’m being forced..to drink every Sunday just to stomach Jameis..Will it work?

    Worth a shot… with the right lawyer.

 

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