Morning Cup Of Joe

January 10th, 2020

Welcome to your Morning Cup of Joe, an eye-opener to help Joe’s readers ease into their busy workday with a few football links, wacky news and a pleasant distraction.

Distraction of the Day

Top ten games of the decade. [NFL]

Stinking Panthers owner David Tepper ready to open his massive wallet (he’s the richest owner in the NFL) to buy the best coaching staff. [PFT]

Tom Brady vows to continue playing. [USA Today]

Kinky: Judge hires guitarist to play to distract normal legal affairs so she can have a threesome without being detected. [NBC]

Janoris Jenkins wants to stay with the Slimy Saints. [CBS]

Dude breaks into Taco Bell, cooks himself a meal and then takes a nap. Seems harmless. [FOX5Atlanta]

Igit: Mom leaves baby on apartment balcony so the child could get fresh air then forgets about the kid. It was below-zero outside. [FOX News]

The new Walmart: Robots collect, bag groceries. No word on if the robots stop the freaks from prowling the aisles. You know, RoboCop style. [Wall Street Journal]

Firefighters find a “homemade gas station” in Vegas. [AP]

Floyd Mayweather opening a VR gym in St. Petersburg. [TheIdentityTB]

2 Responses to “Morning Cup Of Joe”

  1. ClodHopper Says:

    That top ten games was a pretty good list. You could nit pick a little but that sure brought back some fun memories. Mainly the 28-3 embarrassment the Dixie Chicks will NEVER live down.

  2. Buczilla Says:

    Lol, that judge is a wild woman!