Morning Cup Of Joe

November 7th, 2019

Welcome to your Morning Cup of Joe, an eye-opener to help Joe’s readers ease into their busy workday with a few football links, wacky news and a pleasant distraction.

Distraction of the Day

Who keeps planting stories that the Chargers might move to London? Could it be another owner working behind the scenes to spark a bidding war to get an NFL team overseas quickly? [PFT]

Puppy Mitch Trubisky can’t handle the mean people on TV saying bad things about the Bears, so he goes and cries to the dumb GM that traded up to get him to have the TVs shut off. Hey Mitch, how about winning games? That will shut people up. What next, he’s going to call Illinois Power and have them shut down WSCR-AM 670 so he won’t have to listen to half the city scream that he should be released? [NFL]

Cowboys defensive tackle pinched for pot, guns. Wait a minute! Joe thought Texans were cool with folks carrying about their pieces? [USA Today]

Details of San Jose Sharks winger Evander Kane’s gambling binge in Vegas when the Sharks played the Knights in the playoffs last spring. Kane dropped $500,000 at the Cosmo and the casino has slapped him with a lawsuit because he took out loans and has stiffed them. Good thing the mob has been pretty much run out of Vegas, otherwise Kane might have been capped in the knees by now and his hockey career ruined. [TMZ]

Monkeys falling out of the sky as kayaker floats down Florida river. Video style! [WFLA]

The Red Chinese ban kids from playing video games at 10 p.m. [WTSP]

Crack on sale at Publix. You will find Joe in the deli line Saturday. [WFTS]

5 Responses to “Morning Cup Of Joe”

  1. FortMyersDave Says:

    Joe, take away Mitch Trubisky’s career day against the Bucs where he and his Bears boat raced the Bucs to a 38-3 halftime lead and finished with 6 TDs 0 picks day to remember in a 48-10 laugher and then his great stats of 2018 were not all that great so this is just another example of how the Bucs D makes bad young QBs look great. Too bad Mitch does not get the Bucs this year but if he is going to have any success this season it had better happen vs the Lions one of a handful of teams with a secondary almost as bad as the Tampa Bay (toilet) Bowles’ DBs are…..

  2. Razor Ramone Says:

    Those sandwiches are great. I like them with jalapeƱos. $6.99? Are you outta your mind?

  3. John Sinclear Says:

    Think London? Think Jaguars. Their owner has publicly stated Jacksonville cannot support an NFL team.

  4. unbelievable Says:

    herpes infected monkeys jumping out of trees?

    LOL, only in Florida…

  5. Bucsfanman Says:

    Try one of those sandwiches with provolone and buffalo sauce……fuh-ged-about it!

    I don’t know about anyone else but I would be “on plane” in reverse on my kayak seeing all those monkeys jumping in the water!!!