Morning Cup Of Joe

September 11th, 2019

Welcome to your Morning Cup of Joe, an eye-opener to help Joe’s readers ease into their busy workday with a few football links, wacky news and a pleasant distraction.

Distraction of the Day

Thumbs up to Eagles fans for creativity for bringing Sean Taylor’s casket to a tailgate. Redskins fan was a brave soul trying to throw down with about a dozen Eagles fans as a result. [Twitter]

The knuckledraggers of Twitter think former Bucs receiver Antonio Bryant is Antonio Brown. [Twitter]

Browns fan banned indefinitely from the Factory of Sadness for dousing Titans corner with a beer. [PFT]

Odell Beckham Jr. vows to continue to wear his $350k watch during games. Where is Aqib Talib when you need him? [CBS Sports]

Tanking for Tua is good. Dolphins players claim defensive coaches weren’t even changing coverages in their blowout season-opening loss to Baltimore. [Miami Herald]

High school swimmer disqualified for showing too much skin. [WFLA]

Some jackass speared a turtle in the Keys. [WFTS]

Central Floria woman lets dog outside at midnight and is attacked by black bear who had two cubs with her. [WTSP]

9 Responses to “Morning Cup Of Joe”

  1. StonedBuc Says:

    That dude dropping eagles fans is mike scott, 76ers player lol

  2. Phil Says:

    I just hope that before the end of the season that one of the defensive backs playing against OBJ is able to lift that watch from him. What a dumb A$$.

  3. Doctor Stroud Says:

    I agree that Iggles fans are the worst, but that wasn’t a casket for Sean Taylor.

  4. Tampanianin ATL Says:

    Philadelphia = D-Bag City.

  5. orlbucfan Says:

    Nothing like reading about a bipeded dimwit spearing a turtle for yucks. Makes you proud to be a member of the same boneheaded species.

  6. FortMyersDave Says:

    The Dolphins refused to make adjustments or even change coverages in their blow out loss? Where was Mike Smith when this occurred? If he was not there for the historic beating he should be sent some royalties from the Dolphins as they must have got the idea by watching film of the Bucs vs the Bears and ATL last season!

  7. Barbosa Says:

    @fort I still can’t believe how incompetent our owners are to not only keep mike Smith around, but make him the highest paid assistant coach in the NFL at the time.

  8. ClodHopper Says:

    “The knuckledraggers of Twitter think…”

    Say no more.

  9. unbelievable Says:

    Man eagles fans really are the trashiest is trash.

    Good on that dude for laying a couple of them out.